Then Saul and Tim saw the light. They realized what perverts they were, and transformed into spiritual people. They were grateful to be alive, and to be free of the bonds of sex.
They started a group for recovering sex addicts in Los Angeles, and soon opened up another one in New York. Most people were too far gone to reach out for help - sex was their drug - it helped them forget their problems but usually left them feeling empty and jaded after. So then they would need even more sex to get rid of the empty jaded feeling. And on it went like this, the person's spirit and morality deteriorating further and further.
In fact, Saul and Tim called their recovery group "Transformations"... it helped people overcome sex addiction without turning them into mindless bible-thumping sheep. How refreshing!
Tim got married to a cute little number he met in Philly while touring. Her name was Nancy, and she was really hot in bed. But the best part was, they weren't obsessed with sex - it was really only a small part of their very fulfilling lives.
Saul found God, lost him, found him again, then lost him and moved to India to worship cows. He ended up falling pray to his sexual addiction again because he was so obsessed over not having sex that he ended up thinking about it all the time. He developed a fetish for cows, and died when a bull mounted him one Saturday afternoon and ripped his arse open a little too wide.
Tim and Nancy helped many people. They didn't preach at them, like I tend to do in my writing, but actually practiced being loving people every single day. This rubbed off on the people around them, and amazingly these two people who had never set out to change the world but only to try to be better people themselves... did indeed change the world. They didn't eradicate hate and all the world's problems, of course, but they left it a little better than how they had found it, and left behind three wonderful kids. Two of those kids carried on in the same tradition that their parents had established. The third ended up in bed with a Bull and contracted a new STD that ended up wiping out half of the world's population. Oh well, shit happens.