When it was all good and done with, it appeared Kevin had lost. As you saw the other guy doing a victory dance, you felt yourself expand and return to normal. When you were finally back, you were standing in front of a bunch of guys naked and smelling like a jockstrap. Allw hile having Coahc Allen standing next to you.
"So...what am I going to do with you guys? Definitely not a jockstrap, Kevin's allready done that one. Hmmm...I got it! Coach Allen will be my unlimited condom." You shuddered as you thought about what he was going to do to you.
"And you my smelly little naked friend, will have some variety! One day you'll be my pubic hair, and the next my armpit hair, or whatever hairy thing I want you to be! Yeah, that sounds good."
"But... does that mean I'll never take my human form?"
"No, I'll let you be human the three hours when I'm at work, now let's get cracking! C'mon boys, were going home!"