Bruno leered over his shoulder at Dirk in his new skintight blue singlet, and licked his lips, as Rick dragged him away.
"You can wrassle Dirky boy later. Chad's missing," Rick hissed.
"But Dirk's wear- uh- Dirk said he saw Chad a few hours ago?" Bruno protested.
"You know how punctual Chad is. He was supposed to meet us three hours ago," Rick explained, "Besides if he was only wearing shorts when Dirk saw him, and when we went over to his house we only found his warm shorts on the porch. Somethings up."
Yeah, thought Bruno, Dirk's cock is up. Up inside Chad.
Bruno had gotten to Chad's early for their meeting. He had decided to ride around the block a couple times in his bike until Rick got there. He was coasting down the street when he saw Chad with the delivery man on Chad's porch. Bruno froze on his bike as Chad turned blue, and got sucked out of his shorts into the small cardboard box. Freaky! Quickly Bruno stashed his bike in the bushes and crouched behind a Porsche parked across the street. He watched as the delivery guy scanned the box, as he walked toward his delivery van. Instead of getting in the van, he walked up the street, and next door to Dirk's house.
Bruno was dumbfounded. He waited until the deliveryman drove away, then he retrieved his bicycle, and started pedaling aimlessly around the block. Did he really see what he thought he saw? Did Chad turn blue? Was he shrunk to fit in that box? Why was the box given to Dirk?
Rick stopped Bruno as he was riding by Chad's for the third or fourth time.
"Earth to Bruno," Rick said, "I'm impressed you're on time for once. Let's go ring Chads doorbell. Come on snap out of it, Bruno, what's wrong?"
"Huh? Uh, nothing. Just lost in thought," Bruno replied. He got off his bike and walked with Rick over to Chad's house. He dropped his bicycle on the lawn. Then the two walked up on Chad's porch, and Rick rang the bell.
Bruno half expected Chad to answer, but his eyes stared at the empty shorts on the welcome mat. Chad wasn't going to answer was he? Yhey waited for a couple minutes. Rick rang the bell, and knocked. Then Rick looked down at the mat, and picked up the shorts.
"Hey, these are still warm?" Rick said in a puzzled voice. He handed the shorts to Bruno.
Rick tried the door, it was locked. He checked his watch. Chad was never late. Something was wrong. He took the spare key from the hide-a-key gnome that stood guard on Chad's porch, and opened the door.
"Chad! Chad! You okay?" Rick called entering the house.
Chad's parents were away for a convention. Chad's brother was away at college. Chad was alone for the long weekend. Thats why Rick and Bruno were there.
Bruno wanted to say, Chad's at Dirk's, but he couldn't. I made no sense. So he remained quiet.
Rick searched the house. Bruno followed silently. Rick noted the shower was wet. Chad's keys, wallet and phone were on his nightstand, next to a red pubic hair.
Rick muttered, "He was with a redhead recently." The hair was on top of his wallet.
Before leaving, Rick left a note for Chad, and returned the key to its home inside the gnome.
Bruno left his bike and rode in Rick's car. They checked out all Chad's haunts. Rick and Bruno were both worried about Chad, but Bruno kept his knowledge secret because it sounded crazy.
Finally, Rick drove back to Chad's house.
Dirk was out front next door talking to some girls.
"Hey, Rick, Dirk is mowing in his yard. If he was working in his yard earlier, maybe he knows what happened to Chad," Bruno said.
As they walked towards Dirk, Bruno was sure that the color singlet that Dirk was wearing was the same shade of blue Chad turned before being boxed.