This so surreal!
Just about an hour ago you came home from work, grabbed yourself a beer to try to relax… Then a Genie appeared, and she made you into Toon Kangaroo!…
‘Did somebody drugged my drank? I’m I dreaming all of this in my head? If so then, when will I wake up?’ You think, as you look down at what’s happen to you. Thinking of how could any of this happen? Your mind is in a tailspin!
The Genie noticed your upset state, and asked “Well sir? Anything on your mind?” You look up at her, and you don’t know how to put it to words…
“Well… It’s just… You came out of my beer bottle suddenly, and turn yourself into a young woman to get my attention, Then I end up becoming Toon Kangaroo… I’m sorry Genie, if I can’t think of what to do next… I mean come on! I have a thick tail that I don’t even know how to use… In retrospect, I’m starting to think this is all a dream…”
The genie thought about this and say “Well sir, if you want this to be a dream it can be, just make that a wish, and it will be so… Otherwise everything that’s happening to you is real!” She smiles.
“But normally when someone want wake from a dream, they don’t just wish for themselves to wake up. They just pinch their skin, and I have little to no skin on me, I’m covered in fur!” As You rubbed your face for emphasis.
The Genie then float to your left side “Maybe this will help?” She grabbed a little piece of hair form your cheek, and she pulled it.
“OOW!”
You rubbed your cheek “Why-… What was that for?” “Are you awake sir?…” you were about say something but stopped.
‘I mean that this point it should go without saying that this is not a dream, it’s real, and I’m awake! But still…’ you look at the Genie, and said… “If I’m gonna be a kangaroo for a while, can I at least know how this tail works?…. I’ve never been a kangaroo before, so please enlighten me!”
The Genie cocked her head. “What do you mean? Do you not feel anything on your tail?” She then moves behind you “Well yeah it’s just that- OH!”
And just then you are pulled forward… Your tail! Genie is lifting your heavy tail with ease.
“GENIE! WHAT… What are you doing?” This somehow made you distraught… But how?
“I’m trying to see if you still have your nerves, and feeling in your tail. And it’s looks like you can definitely feel it!” She says this with confidence. You stammering trying to ask ‘How can you even lift that tail?’ And she got the hint… “I’m a Ganie sir, I’m made of magic, so of course I would have some super strength.” She say that like it it was obvious.
While yes you are wearing clothes, your black tee-shirt, safari shorts that’s tailored to your kangaroo body. But even still the way she’s touching your tail, makes you a bit on edge…
She goes around, and around. Then she rubbed the tip of the tail, you even felt that of hers. Then she made your tail move around in circles, and feels like you’re shaking your butt in a taunting way. And finally, for her final test of sensitivity, she drops your tail, and lifts it up, and drops it again, she did that over, and over again. And you can even feel each and every thuds your tail made, as if you are doing it… It’s too abnormal! And it looked like she was enjoying it?
‘Does she have a tail fetish, or what?’
“Genie! Please stop! I can’t take much more of this! The way that it feels, it’s like I have a third leg!” And then she started giggling. And you realize what you just said “Gen- Genie! Please don’t take that out of context! What I really meant was-…” “Oh I know what you really meant.”
As she got closer she asked… “You don’t know anything about kangaroos, do you?” You just stare at her, you may have graduated, but you’re not an expert on animal science, let alone about kangaroos “I watch cartoons! And while they’re exceptions in cartoons, Only female kangaroos have pouches…”
Come to think of it when she change you, she didn’t give you a pouch… And it almost made you wonder, what would it be like to have a pouch?
“Oh sir, I think it’s time you to know the best thing about being a kangaroo!” She then grabs your feet, and lifts you up. Having you move backwards as if your leaning on a chair. “Genie. Genie! Genie Please put me down!” Of course your words fell on deaf ears as she kept you high, and higher, then stop…
As you try to move, to make such your not about to fall, but you… You look like your floating too…
“Genie, what did you do? You’re making me float?”
“No sir, I’m not doing anything but lifting your feet.” She says simply. And you don’t get it. “But how am I floating if you only got my legs!?!”
She raise her eye brow…”Did I say ‘legs’ sir?”
“No but how-?… How would?…” Then I realized before I could even see it. ‘My tail… MY TAIL! I’m standing with just my tail!’ “Ah! I can’t even believe that I’m actually just standing with only my tail!”
“See sir, that’s why it was funny… Your kangaroo tail is literally your third leg.”
And now you are having fun now… At first you were distraught that she made you in a toon animal, but now that you got the idea of how your tail works… This whole Toon Kangaroo thing excites you!
As your about to say something you remembered your feet are still in the air “Um, Genie, could you put me down now please?”
She dose what you ask, and puts your feet down. And now you’re going over your options on what to wish for next…
You have some idea of what furries do for fun, but you weren’t a furry to begin with… This whole thing only started because you wanted big feet, and you wished for it expecting to have big ‘human’ feet, instead you’ve turn into a kangaroo with big feet.