Chad screamed, "I am Chad!" He screamed it day after day, as the happy undies song echoed in every fiber of his tighty whitey being.
One day, the drawer where Chad lay was opened by the exchange student. Chad stared up hopefully into the young man's face. Was someone finally going to wear him? He hoped.
"Oops, forgot to unmute the monitor. So how do you feel, Chad?"
*CHAD? WHO IS CHAD?* the display on his app read. The message continued, "WE ARE HAPPY UNDIES! ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR US?*
"Would that make you happy, if I wore you?" the student snickered.
*IT WOULD MAKE US HAPPIER TO BE WORN BY A HANDSOME GOD LIKE YOURSELF*
The student grinned, and lowered his pants, he removed his current underwear, and picked up the Happy Undies formerly known as Chad. Then he put him on.
His screen was filled with joyful emojis.
"We will see how happy you are after I take you off next week."
*ONLY ONE WEEK? BUT YOU WILL WEAR ME AGAIN, RIGHT?*
The exchange student muted the app. Chad proved easier to break than he had thought. He was sure it would take months, but it only took two weeks. Of course he had used an AI Chatbot to administer the programming, so there was that.
He headed to school. He had to admit that his new underwear was extremely comfortable. He sat back and smiled. Nome of his classmates knew that Chad was his underwear now. Big man on campus, MVP, super stud had been reduced to a mindless pair of happy undies.
"What are you grinning about?" Bruno asked.
The exchange student had been daydreaming. He hadn't noticed Bruno get on the bus and sit down next to him.
"Can't a person just be hsppy?"
"You know the police are interviewing everyone about Chad being missing."
"I hope he is alright."
"Me too. You know Rick told me that he saw you doing something by Chad's locker on the morning that he disappeared. What were you doing?"
"Ah, I don't know. Probably, checking my backpack to make sure I hadn't forgotten my homework?"
"Really?"
"Are you playing detective, like Nancy Drew?"
"More like Scooby-Doo, I'd say."