One of the things a person does with the newspaper is checking their horoscopes to see what fortune would come to them after they read it in the horoscope catalog. It was kind of like reading a fortune cookie after getting Chinese food, except when it came to horoscopes they are much bigger if they're in the newspaper.
However with TF-News, the horoscopes come true, while you read them, and you hoped that they would end up well, while you decided to read one of them in the catalog you read them in. Sometimes, the people who read the horoscope catalog in TF-News become the creatures that symbolize the zodiacs in the fortunes they read about. Once you got your copy of TF-News in the mail, you take it off of the mat, and bring it inside where you were eating breakfast at the table you were at.