"Oh, man, who knew that camping could be so hard," whined Steve.
"Hey, you volunteered to chop firewood," Chad's secret admirer laughed.
"Yeah, but now I reek, and I'm too tired to go out to the shower building. Why couldn't we get a cabin with a shower?" whined Steve as he gathered up his soap, shampoo, and towel.
"Aw, I don't mind if you stink. Just take off those stinky old clothes and join me in my sleeping bag," said the admirer peeling off his shirt.
"But I'll stink up your new sleeping bag?" Steve asked apologetically.
"Nah, it's nearly 20 years old, and actually is my next door neighbor," the admirer said.
"Oh, this is Chad's sleeping bag? Well, in that case, after I get inside with you, let's see just how stinky we can get it," Steve said with evil glee in his voice. His mind heard "neighbor's" instead of "neighbor."
The admirer laughed, and zipped the bag half-open on the cabin bunk, he saw Chad's astonished expression embedded in the lining, and covered it with his hand. Then he slid his bare leg inside. His other leg, and bare ass followed. Damn, Dirk needed a shower.
Chad's neighbor Dirk was his secret admirer? Steve won't go along with this surely, as soon as he sees Chad's face, he will know the sleeping bag really is Chad transformed. The cabin lights flicked out. In the dim moonlight, naked Steve made his way over to the bunk, and joined Dirk inside the living sleeping bag. Chad had thought Dirk needed a shower, but the sweaty stink Steve's body emitted was 10 times worse. Somehow, the two occupants managed to zip up Chad's zipper. Two in a mummy bag? Yikes, they were already grinding against each other. Then Steve farted, Chad wanted to scream. Well, he did scream, but no one seemed to hear.
"How did you manage to get us a private cabin, Dirk?"
"Well, technically, this cabin sleeps 3. There are 3 bunks. One for you, one for me, and one for Chad," Dirk explained.
"But Chad's no here?"
"His sleeping bag is though, so Coach checked off his name," Dirk explained, "And we get a private cabin."
"Too bad Chad's not here, he'd freak hearing and seeing us together in his sleeping bag."
Dirk just laughed, and kissed Steve deeply.