"I can't believe Grant asked you out in the middle of dissecting a pig," Harriet said incredously.
Her roommate, Isabelle, paced back at forth in their small dorm fast enough to make Harriet slightly dizzy, "I know! And I'm stuck with him as my lab partner for the rest of semester!"
"I will never undeserstand how you seem to attract every creep on campus."
The sophomore finally stopped moving and flopped onto the bottom bunk, "You're telling me. It's like I have some sort of 'I'm not really Ace you just have to ask me out harder' pheromone."
"That would explain it you're actually a secret bee themed superhero. What's your name? Buzzybelle? Issabee?"
Isabelle laughed, "If I ever get real superpowers please promise not to post your great ideas. With my luck they'd stick."
"No promises. Now how about we forget about Grant and go have some fun?"
"The 7-day-firework thing? I can't go out every night I have an exam next week."
"Oh no are you worried if you don't study you'll only get a 105% instead of a 2 billion?" Harried prodded.
"I'm not that..." Isabelle started before sighing, "OK fine let's go."