An increasingly flustered and nervous Rick said, "oh I was just looking to grab that camera. Wanted to take a picture or two in case I don't get back here for a while. See how things change and all." He smiled, trying to keep his cool and think of how he'd get some privacy with the camera.
"Oh right." said Josh, with a little chuckle Rick found frustratingly charming. "Well hey, how about this? You two come on over..."
Before Rick could manage more than a quick "no, wait don't!" his father had one arm around his shoulder and the other hugging his mother, and Josh took a quick step back to get all three in frame.
*FLASH*
Josh looked quite surprised as he snapped the picture. Where his wife had been standing with her parents, there was now a set of twins, both of them VERY pregnant. While both women had the same sort of bright red hair as his wife Rebecca, neither quite looked like her. These two looked maybe 25 at the oldest, with very long hair, and the bone structure wasn't quite right. Plus, Rebecca had been wearing yoga pants, these two were in matching maternity dresses. Black with white flowers for the woman on the right, and white with black for the very distressed looking woman on the left.
"... take a picture," Rick glumly finished. He was pretty sure he'd just lost a few inches from the shift in perspective.. or more than a few, as he realized his shoes were now wedges. His voice was a little higher too, and his outstretched arm a bit more dainty with long white nails, each decorated with a little black flower. Somehow the damn camera had made him even more feminine... and from how much his back was killing him, maybe a bit more pregnant too. At least the camera settings hadn't been changed. Wait, did that mean it was still on blend, and they were still in front of the maternity store?
Eric was in shock. As soon as his daughter's husband had taken that photo, he almost lost his balance. He'd just had his arm around Candice, where had she gone? Why did his little Rebecca look so different? How had she gotten to be as tall as him? What was this weight on his chest and stomach. Wait, he was in a dress!? Long hair covered his face as he started glancing about in shock and fear at the sudden kick from inside his stomach.
The woman in black was alternating between ordering Josh not to touch the camera again until things were sorted out, and trying to calm what Josh would at least normally guess was her sister down, when suddenly his best friend Diego came rushing over, pushing a cart full of diapers and baby formula.
"Hey, what's all the commotion? Did someone start uh, contractions? Is it go time? Erica or Becky?"