"So" Jason began "I guess the rumors are true."
"Really?"
"You're a guy now."
"Duh."
"I hope, I mean, I didn't. . ."
Cory sighed. Jason had never been the most articulate guy. "No, I didn't do this because you dumped me. This isn't some tragic story where I got dumped and rejected womanhood. Don't worry about it."
"Uh, OK. How are you liking being a guy?"
"So far? It's pretty awesome. Everything is just so much simpler. I always wondered how guys got in and out of the bathroom so quickly."
"I guess I never really thought about it that way. You going out for men's soccer?"
"Haven't decided yet."