Chad was majorly in denial. He ate all the feed in the trailer, then Zeb led him into a stall in his barn, and Chad just ate and ate.
It was mid day Saturday when he heard his name and turned his head to see to young men leaning over the rail of his stall enclosure. He had no idea how long they had been there. He blinked. He didn't know when his vision had changed, but he had assumed Zeb's barn was painted pinkish gray, but the two guys leaning over and leering at hum were the same monochrome color or lack thereof. Oh, right he was some sort of generic cow now, and cows were colorblind.
"Yeah, that's our MVB, Bruno," chuckled Jimbo. Jimbo was Zeb's kid brother. He was on the swim team with Bruno.
"That's really Chad?" Bruno said incredulously.
"Yep. You saw the snapchat vid I sent of him at the field house cowing out, didn't you?"
"Yeah, too bad it was only a snapchat. I would've made a great screen saver. MVB? Is he going to be a bull?"
"Maybe? Maybe not? B in MVB doesnt stand for bull. It stands for Babe like in Paul Bunyan's blue ox Babe. An ox is a neutered bull, or a genderless bovine. Chad is a Babe. He keeps eating and growing. Normally, a Babe stops growing, becomes a cow or bull, and becomes the color of a normal animal. Rarely, it keeps growing like Bunyan's Babe, and remains a blue beast until it dies. Most likely Chad won't stay a babe forever. Most cows are under 1000 lbs, depending on the breed most bulls are over 800 lbs. So until he tops 1000 lbs, he has a good chance of growing udders instead of bull balls."
"So which you think Chad will be?"
"Well, right now it could go either way. You can milk Chad either way. We milk cows and bulls here. The bulls aren't allowed to breed on their own. See that rod over there, it's designed to inject sperm into cows. If we inject BabeChad now, he would almost certainly become a cow," Jimbo explained.