Terry laughed, and peeled off his t-shirt to show his muscled upper body.
"Well, ladies, I think I'd make a buff statue, and personally girls with ripped abs and bulging biceps kinda freak me out," Terry laughed doing his best body builder pose in front of the open window.
"Okay, very funny," purred Hannah, "Now sit back down so we can play."
Then a bird flew in the window and lighted on top of Terry's head. Terry remained frozen in his pose. Everyone laughed, and Dave took a photo with his cellphone. When white goo splatted out from below the bird's tail and trickled down Terry's forehead, over his eye and into his mouth, they all leapt up. The bird flew out the window.
"Oooh, Terry, you're a statue!" moaned Hannah. She licked her paw and wiped the bird dropping off his face. Her paw looked like it was covered with pink makeup. Terry's face now had a swath of grey granite running down from his forehead to his chin where Hannah had wiped.
Tom ran over to the sink in the corner of the room, and wet some paper towels. In a minute he and Dave had scrubbed all of Terry's upper body to reveal him as a granite statue.
"I wonder if he's anatomically correct or had a fig leaf?" Dave asked unbuttoning Terry's jeans.
"No!" Hannah hissed. Her birthday really sucked. The girl sitting next to her handed her a saucer of cream, and against her better judgment Hannah started to lap it up, while her girlfriends chuckled.
Dave and Tom strained to tip Terry's heavy stone body to pull his shoes, sock, and jeans off. The tight briefs that Terry was wearing wouldn't stretch enough so Dave pulled out a pocket knife and cut them off.
"Aw, he's still anatomically correct?" laughed Dave.
"Well, I'm studying sculpture in Art Class, if he stays this way maybe I'll carve it into a nice fig leaf and turn him in as my class project. A+ work, I'm sure!" Tom laughed.
"How can you guys be so callous!" hissed Hannah over her saucer.
"It's only a game, Hannah. Like Jumanji, when it ends everybody will turn back including you and Terry. Only Terry's going to have embarrassing photos," Dave said snapping another with his cellphone.
"Now who's turn is it?" Tom asked returning to the table.