Before they left, Kathy looked over at Alan and sighed.
"If only we had some sort of, oh, you know, feminine lubricant, I'd give you a spin on this old broad,"she said with a wicked little grin.
"Well, if we stop by my grandparents place,maybe they have some in their medicine cabinet. Still, even at my current age the thought is still a bit strange, not to mention slightly gross."
"You tellin me, you lil fuddy duddy, ya aint never thought what geriatric sex would be like?"
"Not really, but then it's still sex, and I've never been one to look a gift horse in the mouth.
So, what the hey, I'll try almost anything once. Although, I must admit that this does push the limits a bit."
With that,they headed ever so slowly out to Kathy's car.
Alan drove them both to his granparent's house, which as luck would have it, were both away at the time.
As they entered the house, Kathy looked at him, and reached up with a gnarled hand and pulled his face toward hers.
She kissed him full on with her wrinkled lips, even sliiping the tongue in.
"Ewww,"said Alan,"at least warn me when you're going to do something like that. Remember,it's still somewhat repulsive in my current state."
"I guess were just going to have to take care of that then," she said, as she pointed the remote at him and the beam hit him full on.
Immediately, he started getting older, with grey hair creeping in and his face taking on a more rugged appearance.
Passing fifty, he said,"Well ya old biddie, have to admit that yer lookin better. Guess i'm bout ready fer a roll in the hay m'self. By the way, since I'm still gettin older, I take it you set it fer the same age as you."
"That thought did flit through m'head, but I let ya off easier. You'll stop pretty quick here."
He did continue to add years, but soon came to a stop at
66, with a slight build, and a mop of hair that had turned mostly grey.
Bags hung under the eyes,and his skin hung a bit on his face.His muscle tone was okay, and he had a more wirey look to him.
"Now my lil 66 year old lover, you wait in da bedroom, and get comfy, while I go check their medicine cabinet."
Not too long after,she entered the bedroom wearing a see through nightie, and crawled slinked carefully under the covers with Alan.
She grabbed his shaft with a weathered hand, and it didn't take long for it to become hard.
As Kathy pulled him into her, he rocked gently back and forth.
She pulled him forcefully, moaning,"Mon honey, granny wants her sugar from her lil sweetie pie."
They kept going for about an hour, with only minor slow downs for Kathy to put in more KY to ease the friction.
Finally, Alan climaxed and lay back with a gentle sigh.
"Now,"said Kathy with a glow to her face,"admit it, you found that pleasant, didn't you?"
"Have to admit,"Alan answered,"there's something to be said for experience and maturity.
"By the way, why didn't you age me till we were the same age?"
"I didn't want to take any chances of ya bein dysfunctional or anything interferin."
They heard keys grating in a lock, and Alan knew his grandparents had returned.
"Uh, I hate to rush this magic moment,"he said,"but I'm pretty sure my grandparents just got in."
"Well then, don't jes stan there ya ol coot, git yer clothes on and les be gone."
As they both got their clothes on, and idea came to Kathy.
"Hey Alan, how old are you grandparents?"
"Don't know, think they're younger than both of us. Yeah, Gramps is 63 an Grams is 61."
"Well, let's have some fun then."
And before Alan had finished latching his belt, Kathy had disappeared with the remote.
"Hmmm, that was a nice movie," said Faye Calder.
"Y'know, I must concur,"added David,"but I think they could have used a few action scenes to spice it up."
Kathy came around the corner about that time, and said," Ye want some action ya whipersnappers, I'll give you action."
She pressed the button and hit them with a wide beam, catching them both at the same time and quite by surprise.
"What's going on here?"asked David,as he advanced further in years.
"And who are you, and what is happening to us?" asked Faye.
"So many questions, so little time. I'm Kathy, the wife of your grandson Alan."
"Ya can't be his wife, he ain't ol nuff ta git married,ya lil Jezebel."
"Honey," urged David,"I'd be more careful. No tellin what she could do with that dag burned thingy."
As they passed 78, Faye's hair had gotten completely white, and as she looked down at her sandals, she noticed her feet had withered, the skin no longer smooth but quite wrinkled, and her toe nails thick and yellowed.
"Thas right dearie, but I'm only bringin ya up to the same age as m'self. Could use the company, ya'know."
They kept aging, and Faye found her butt and breasts both feeling the downward tug of gravity.
"Do yer tits hang low, do they wobble to an fro,"Kathy sang in a scratchy voice.
"Very funny girlie," said Faye, as both she and David actually passed Kathy and stopped aging at 90. Kathy then hit the adjustment button, and a hearing aide showed up on David as well as a wooden cane, and Faye had sky blue bi-focals on a beaded chain.
Alan stepped into the room about this time, to notice the two other weathered beings.
"Is that you Alan?" asked Faye.
"Uhh, Grams?"
"Yeah sonny, and Gramps too."added David.
"I figerd we could us some company on our lil aventure,and the night is still young even if we aren't."
"Ya might have asked me, ya dingy ol broad,"Alan said,"but,guess whas done is done.
So, cmon then, an les git goin."
"Goin, goin where," asked Faye, rubbing her ancient feet."
"Yeah young feller, where do ye think we're gonna go in this here state.I could us a nap ye know."
"Oh, get off yer duff, y'ol codger. Maybe a little walk out in the moonlight'd do us good."
"Oh, all right. Then we all comes back later an gets some rest."
"We?" asked Alan.
"Course we,"said Faye,"not lettin that one out of our sight till we get's back to our riginal age or younger.Ain't that right hon?"
"Huh? Din cacth wat yer sayin?
"Better turn up yer hearin aid ya ninnie," Faye grumbled.
"By the way, where we goin dearie," asked Kathy,"not too far I hope."
"Oh, thought we'd hit the senior ball at the high school just a couple blocks away."
"What'd he say,"mumbled David.
"Oh, jes never you mind. Ye never did lisseen real good anyway."
"I lissens jes fine,"he responded,"jes, the ol ears aint what they used to be."
" If you two are through with chewin the fat," Alan said,"lady's git yer shawls, and Gramps and I'll get our sweaters, and we'll be on our way."
What happens next--
They go to the senior ball and turn them al 65 or older.
They go to the high school, and turn half into babies, and the other half to senior citizens.
They get headed to the high school, but on their way, a shock wave goes out from the box, causing unexpected and wide spread results.