Bored, bored, bored, BORED Zoe thought, scrolling through her social media. The 27 year old barista was between girlfriends and not really getting satisfaction from much these days. It was time to make a change in her life but she had no idea how. Then a popup came up on her phone "Change your life questionnaire." Give it a shot, Zoe thought.
Question 1: If you were a guy... would your handwriting be neater?
Handwriting, pfft, Who cares? Zoe couldn't ever remember the last time she had handwritten anything other than a post-it note or her signature. Sure, neater, whatever.
Question 2: If you were a guy... would you still like pink?
Sure, why not. Wouldn't wear it though. Zoe's pink top changed to light grey.
Question 3: If you were a guy... would your hair be straight or curly?
Zoe hated fussing over hair. Sure, straight, it's easier. Zoe's hair didn't change except for getting shorter.
Question 4: If you were a guy... what would be your favorite color?
Zoe liked blue and didn't see any reason this would change. Blue.
Question 5: If you were a guy... what color would your hair be?
Hair color didn't seem to be such a big deal for guys. Brown, I guess. Zoe's blonde hair turned a dull brown.
Question 6: If you were a guy... what color would your eyes be?
Green. Green is cool. Zoe's eyes turned green.
Question 7: If you were a guy... would you like to work out?
I would, but I wouldn't be a musclehead. I'd have other interests. Zoe's arms, legs and core ballooned with muscle.
Question 8: If you were a guy... would you be sporty?
Not particularly. Really sporty guys were kind of boring.
Question 9: If you were a guy... what kind of shoes would you wear?
Whatever was appropriate to the occasion. We guys seem to have a much more sensible attitude about shoes than women.
Question 10: If you were a guy... would you like suits?
Sure.
Question 11: If you were a guy... would you be manly?
Absolutely. No point not going all the way. Zoe's personality switched all the way to manly man.
Question 12: If you were a guy... what size would your ‘equipment’ be?
Bigger than average, but not so big as to be grotesque or inconvenient. The last piece fell into place; Zoe was completely a guy.
Question 13: If you were a guy... would you be into girls?
Of course. My girlfriend Naomi is beautiful, smart, has a high libido and a slight submissive streak that keeps me in charge of the relationship. Just thinking about Naomi was getting Zoe excited.
Question 14: If you were a guy... would you shave?
Sure.
Question 15: If you were a guy... would you use cologne or hair gel?
Sure.
Question 16: If you were a guy... what type of shirt would you wear now?
Blue work shirt. It seemed like a manly choice.
Question 17: Boxers or briefs?
Briefs.
Question 18: If you were a guy... what would be your intelligence? One being stupid and ten being high enough to drive the class nerd up the wall.
10. Why not go for it?
Question 19: If you were a guy... how old would you be, how tall would you be without shoes, and what would you weigh without clothes? (Don't lie) 21, 6'2", 200 pounds. That was slightly over the healthy idea, but Zoe figured the extra weight would be mostly muscle. He felt his body stretching and bulking up even more.
Question 20: If you were a guy... what would your name be?
Zeke. Why not keep the initial?
Enjoy your new life, and don't forget to forward the letter to one of your friends who would enjoy a new life!
Zeke hurriedly forwarded the note as his phone buzzed with an incoming text from Naomi. "Waiting for you" accompanied by a nude. Whatever else Zeke's life would be, it wouldn't be boring!