Drake could not help touching and staring at his new penis, even after he had released the tension in his manhood more than a few time. Or rather, lionhood, as it was. The penis of an incredibly big and strong lion demanded care and lots of attention apparently. Drake was nonetheless very annoyed at having his pubic hair replaced by thick yellow short hair. Lion hair. Should he try shaving? Or waxing? With that much hair, it would hurt like crazy! And would it achieve anything? Taken up by anger and frustration, Drake grabbed scissors to trim his own hair. It didn't result in much, apart from certain bald patches. Then he tried a razor but he scut himself and the changes were not very noticeable. Frustrated to the very end, he grabbed the lamp and rubbed it, summoning the genie.
"What is your wish?"
"Make my body homogenous, not half of a freak on either side!" Drake screamed.
Beldazarr snapped his fingers.
"Done," he simply said.
Beldazarr returned to his vessel. Happy to be left alone by this youth who thought that a big dick was all that was important in life. Besides, by pretending not to understand the wish and by playing on the words, he was not doing anything wrong, technically. He was fulfilling a wish as it could be interpreted. More importantly, with that wish, the youngster wouldn't bother him anymore. Genies couldn't understand lions, even if said lions had the mind of a human meant to understand the concept of wishes. No vocal cords, no words thus no wishes. Simple as that. He still heard Drake realize the hair, far from disappearing, was spreading. When he had become the very same impressive lion he had had the penis of, Drake roared and went around the room, unaccustomed to his new body. He tried to rub the lamp with his paws not at all made for this but it didn't work. Humans rubbed the lamp to make wishes. Not lions. He made such a ruckus anyway that soon he was sedated to be put in the nearest zoo, leaving tons of questions as to how a lion had entered a student's room. The zoo was elated to get such an impressive specimen to show off, get many tickets sold and play publicity stunts so as to rake in more money. Beldazarr, for one, merely waited for the next person to rub his lamp.