You were looking around the papers, or online news. While you were there, you found an Ad for what looks like a costume store:
THE LIFE CHANGING COSTUME STORE!
Welcome to a place where, if you feel like you just want to be different for at least a day? Or you want change something slightly about yourself? Or you want to be something other than a human? Well, We got you covered! Come visit our store Where you can within reason, be any creature from real life, to Mythical, and fictional. Or you can be a different person all together...
I'm Crimson Titan! And I can tell you this: "You can be anyone or anything you want anytime! Anywhere!"
The Ad ends with info on how to get there with the address. Apparently they're so new, that they don't even have a website yet... Are they really legit?
Skeptical... You decided to go out, and give that store a visit...
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As you made your way to the costume store. You notice a bit of an uproar at the enterence, where a blone woman with a pony tail, keeps turning back, and screaming at the owner of the store. A fat pear shaped man with a bushy mustache, and wears what looks to be a ringleader costume that somehow fits his ball belly. 'It adds to the atmosphere I guess, I'm surprised that they have costumes that fit his size.' you think to yourself.
The woman is so Irate.
"I cannot believe you! You don't sell sh*t! How could you not sell the costume that I want?!"
The owner trys to clam her down.
"Ma'am, I told specifically 'We don't sell costumes based on copyrighted characters'."
"But your Ad says 'You can be anyone or anything you want anytime! Anywhere!' So I want be my favorite TV character!"
"And it also says 'Within reason'." The owner gave a sigh. "Skye... I’m gonna have to ask you to leave."
The woman just won't let it go, and she growled.
"I will sue you for False Advertising! Mr. Crimson Titan!"
And so the woman got into her car, and drove off. And the owner 'Crimson Titan' went back inside of his store...
And having seen this you now know right away that this is not a typical costume store. Usually they would sell, although they could be subpar compared to a dedicated cosplayer who makes them... This store doesn't sell anything that's copyrighted. 'Too much money I guess.'...
You peek inside the glass, and... The Ad wasn't kidding! They have alot of everything, including accessories! You just hope they aren't selling cheaply made props.
Well then, let's go! and you got in...
"Howdy there! Welcome to The Life Changing Costume Store! My name's Crimson Titan, I'm the owner of this place, and I will be helping you for right now.
So what are you looking for today?"
You look around and notice that some costumes on the shelves are just clothes, and there are some with just fur, and some with clothes and... Latex?... As if it's supposed to be skin... 'What kind of place is this?' You were thinking to yourself. Then Crimson clears his throat... Being distracted, you didn't know what he just said.
"Oh uh... Sorry, what did you say?"
He smiles. If it wasn't for the fact that he has a very reddish hair, and a bushy sideburn mustache combo, with a clean shaven chin and neck. He could've pass for a Santa, in terms of being friendly.
"I said 'How can I help you today?'"
"Well, I'm..."
Who are you, and why are you here?...