With a mixture of anticipation and a hint of mischievousness, I open the magical book right then and there, hastily jotting down my first written command: "Whenever a woman in this conference room sneezes, their face blushes and they moan with pleasure."
As I finish writing, a thrill rushes through me. It's as if I've harnessed a power that was hidden away for centuries.
The moment of truth arrives as a woman near the front of the room sneezes. I watch with a mix of fascination and apprehension as her face turns a delicate shade of pink, and an unexpectedly pleasurable moan escapes her lips. The entire room seems to hold its breath as the reactions of the women around her range from embarrassment to confusion.
“God this is so hot I think to myself” I grab the book again and write “every women in this room is about to have a sneezing fit” as I close the book that’s when it starts
“ACHOOOO - MMMMMM”
“ACHOOOOO- ooooooooo yes”
“ACHOOOOOOOO- UUUUUHHHH OMG”