"Maybe you have a friend who could appreciate the pink outfit?" Come to think of it, your friend Roger seems to spend most of his time hanging out with girls but never seems interested in sex or romance. You're pretty sure you've seen him with painted fingernails on more than one occasion. He cries at Lifetime movies. And his birthday is coming up. . .
"I'll take both" you say, getting out the debit card.
The woman smiles. "Excellent choice. I wish you and your friend joy."
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Eventually you make it home with both pairs. You lay out the blue outfit on the bed. You tremble with anticipation, but you're not sure you want to don the blue pants--and manhood--right away. It's a big step, the biggest in your life. You know that you're going to put the clothes on, but maybe take some time to prepare. Maybe wait till Roger's birthday?