“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome one and all to SMASH! OR! PAAASSS!! As always I’m your foxy host, Truth Formare, and with me today we have a marvelous new contender to welcome to our stage. Let’s hear it for Eric from Hawaii!”
“Hi Truth, it’s nice to be here.” He says blushing to the camera as thousands of clapping and heart emotes pop up on the screen.
“You can just call me TF, cutie. Because that’s what we’re here for today on Smash or Pass. Now, Eric, the rules are simple (but very spicy):
Our SoP Online Experts have put together a rather creative list of TEN rather saucy acts from forum boards across the wonderfully explicit web. Things very few people would be comfortable with doing to a live audience of our millions of 18+ viewers. Each round you will be shown one of these acts to perform if you wish in our state of the art Smash/Pass Virtual Reality Bedroom!
And, to add just a little ‘more-tification’ for our lovely contestants, we’ve selected 10 of the closest friends and loved ones from your memory to help you complete each of these sexy challenges!”
“WHAT?! I didn’t know that was part of it.” Eric interrupted.
“Yes you did, dear. It was all in that paperwork you signed before we scanned your mental profile for this. But don’t worry, they’re all simulations based on how you remember them, so none of this will be real except in your head.
Now, if you ending up getting cold feet after learning WHAT and WHO you have to do, there’s always the PASS option. As you can see, we’ve attached one of my signature TF Collars to you for some audience participation instead. They’ll get to vote online for a Mental or Physical trait to change about you if you don’t want to Pass on a round. You can see what those traits up for alteration with our audience are before you decide, but take my word for it: The internet can be a strange place to put your identity up for grabs.
So Eric, are you ready to play SMASH! OR! PASS!?”