Smash: [Getting anal] with [Your modeling friend, Darren.]
“Oh, how fun! Nothing brings two coworkers more closely together than an evening in the Bedroom. (I feel like more companies should encourage this). And it looks like you get to be the bottom for this, Eric! But that doesn’t mean you get to make Darren here do all the work.”
A projection appears on the stage of a candlelit bedroom with a shirtless blonde-haired man sporting a more muscular frame than Eric readying himself with oils and looking eager to take his hand.
“I…umm, okay. The Darren I know isn’t blonde, though.”
“We’ve adjusted a few parts of his appearance to avoid having to pay him for his likeness. But now, Eric, you can decide what if you’d rather…