“TG Soda: Drink it, and become a beautiful babe or a handsome hunk!”
That is what the advertisement said on your phone. Reflecting on it now, you can’t help but feel intrigued, so you decide to taste some TG Soda as you drive your car. After going through five minutes of awful traffic, you finally arrive at your destination: The Magic Shop. You quickly enter the shop and look around. You see one of the female workers in front of the counter, and she comes to you curiously.
“Can I help you today?” The blonde worker asks.
“I’m looking for the famous TG Soda, please,” you inform.
“Well, miss, you came to the right place!” She excitedly confirms. “The TG Soda should be over there behind your right.”
The pretty worker points toward a vending machine. You turn and see just that.
“Thanks,” you comment. “I can’t believe I haven’t seen that before.”
“No problem,” she says. “Feel free to come back to me any time if you need something.”
You and the worker part ways as she goes to another customer for help. You get to the vending machine, and based on her answer, the worker is right. This vending machine really has some TG Soda! You find many different brands, and all of them sound promising. There is Plain, Chocolate, Mocha, Green Tea, Bubblegum, Dark Liquorish, Spice, Alcohol-Free Vodka, Croissant, and the list goes on. This quantity of brands gives you a hard time deciding which one to purchase, but regardless, no matter how much you drink, you will have to say goodbye to womanhood and hello to masculinity. Worst case scenario: you chug down the entire can, and the transformation becomes permanent, as advertised on your phone earlier. You take a moment to consider which brand to drink.