Robin was furious. She had come in second in a beauty pageant to some "twit who played a lame flute!" Robin knew she was the most beautiful contestant, but she had flubbed one line in the song she sang in the talent competition.
Robin was engaging in some "shopping therapy" at the local upscale shopping area. She spied a candy store that just opened. She went and took a deep breath of the intoxicating smell of chocolate.
She looked around and settled on a pink heart shaped box of assorted chocolates. She bought them and headed to a nearby bench. She opened the box and perused the assortment. She reached in and ate one. Which one did she eat?
Milk Chocolate: The bimbo becomes the textbook blonde, big-busted bimbo. Though some say that it also induces lactation.
Dark Chocolate: Similar to the milk chocolate, the one that eats this delight is otherwise racially transformed into a black woman, if they aren't already.
Almond: This tasty treat is known for creating Asian bimbos. Not just appearance, but in mind and language, as they lose the ability to speak any language but their new native tongue with any skill.
Cherry Cream: This chocolate regresses the eater into their teen years and restores their virginity, making them as sweetly adorable as they are naive toward their own sexuality.
Coconut Cream: What might also be called "Cougar Cream." The one that eats this actually increases in age to their mid-30s (if younger), and fills out with a desirably sexual shape and a desire to show younger men what a real woman is all about.