Brad and Bruno seemed to be getting along like best buds eating pizza, drinking beer and watching porn. Almost everything was going as Brad planned, except he hadn't been able to spike Bruno's drink, and Bruno was way better at holding his liquor than most guys. Six empty beer cans lay on the floor, and only a couple slices of pizza were left.
Brad couldn't help but think how hot Bruno looked, and smelled. He glanced at his watch still at least a half hour before Chad was safe to use.
"I'll go get us more beers," Brad said extracting his sweaty arm from Bruno's shoulders.
"Thanks, I'll be here when you get back."
As soon as he disappeared up the basement stair, Bruno was rummaging through his stuff. He pulled out a baggy of white powder and emptied it on one of the remaining pizza slices. Then he stashed the baggy.
He next opened the fleshlight to reveal Chad's sobbing mouth.
"Hey, Chad, bet you thought I forgot about you. Hope you're adjusting to your new digs. Did Rick fill you in when he tubed you? Dunno where he took off to, he isn't answering texts."
Chad sobbed, "Brad, shoved Rick up my ass, open the other end and he should shoot out."
"I like the way your bro thinks, Chad. But I think I know what to do. If you don't want to be permanently tubed, Chad, play along when I undo your lid, and tell Brad that you give great rim jobs. Oh, he's coming back," Bruno said refastening the lid over Chad's lips.
"Yo Bruno, got us some real German steins to drink our beer out of," Brad said coming down the stairs.
"The vessel with the pestle contains the pellet with the poison, the chalice from the palace contains the brew that is true," or was it the other way 'round, thought Bruno thinking of that old film The Court Jester. No matter, the powder's on the pizza. He grabbed the untainted slice and moved the box toward Brad. Bruno said, "Saved you the last slice."
Brad handed Bruno the stein with a symbol resembling a pestle. Then he grabbed the remaining pizza slice and took a big bite, as Bruno guzzled his beer.
Fifteen minutes later, both young men were pretty blotto.
"Shay, Brad, hows ya like a rim job?"
"You wanna rim me, Bwoona?"
"Nah, this special fleshlight will do it," Bruno said, as he unscrewed one end.
Brad grinned expecting Rick to hit Bruno in the face.
Instead it was Chad's mouth that appeared. Bruno must've flipped the can.
"Say, Mr. Brad, can I please give you a rim job?" Bruno instructed.
Chad didn't trust Bruno very much, but after Brad shoved Rick up his ass, he trusted Rick even less. He sighed, and repeated, "Mr. Brad, may I please give you a rimjob?"
"That sounds just like Chad," Brad remarked. His stomach rumbled, Brad farted loudly.
"It should, it is Chad. It's just a prank, but Chad's a living fleshlight. He knows hes gotta do a good job or we won't change him back until he gets it right. So you wanna spread your butt cheeks while I hold Chad in the can.
Brad yawned instead of replying, now Bruno was yawning. They both were pretty wasted on beer and other stuff.
Chad gagged as his mouth pressed against Brad's rosebud.
"Aaaah,"Brad moaned.
Bruno pulled Chad away, saying, "Lemme shift positions just a sec."
He flipped the can around, loosened the lid. Then put it against Brad's butt cheeks.
Brad said, "Uush sum more tongue, Chad."
Bruno pulled the lid to the side.
SPROING!
Bruno grunts loudly in pain.
Rick gasped, "What the fuck? Where am i? What are you doing to me?"
His head stuck out from between Bruno's bare butt cheeks.
"Letsing youse two and Chad set," Brad slurred, as he staggered waving the fleshlight around, "Shee bro, don't Rick and Bwuno look cute toge-ther?"
"Brad, I can't see. Get me out of this tube so I can see what Rick and Bruno look like," Chad's mouth pleaded.
"I betcha'd like that, Chad, but I mays be drunk, I'm not shtupid."
"C'mon, Brad, tell me what's going on. I can't move my head at all. I can see you and tube boy, but nothing else. Where's Bruno? What did you do to me? What did you do to him and me?"
" C'mon, Brad, lemme out so I can see too. You can put me back in the tube after I see Bruno and Rick. They did this too me I deserve to see your revenge, don't I?" Chsd said in a wheedling manner.