Neither of the former father and son remembered being anything other than sexy himbos. The former had a thought about some "oaths" he had to carry, and the latter had a thought of running and kicking a ball-thing with other men, but for now all either of them cared to do was fuck and be lovey-dovey. It wasn't until they moved to the living room that things changed.
"Huh? Hey Dan, why is it dark outside already?"
"I dunno dude, maybe we lost track of time? I kinda forgot anything that wasn't about you."
"Hah, you're such a tease!" said the ginger, giving the black-haired a reverberating slap on his ass. Both of their dribbling dicks were hardening themselves again, although neither man ever realized there were moments where either of them weren't erect. As the two began to make out and lose themselves in the himbonity, a blaring series of sounds came from the torn bits of Jack's uniform. The jade eyes cringed and quickly moved to investigate. The walkie-talkie was pocketed inside the belt, which was under the other fabrics, so it took the himbo some time to actually answer. He got there eventually though, and responded with some of the remaining professionalism that he could remember.
"Hello? Who is this? Over?"
"Jack?! Ja--k a-- --u there? Hav- -ou found Dan--- yet? Over!"
The call was confusing. He remembered wearing these clothes, which would make this his phone-thing, but why is this (admittedly cute) voice asking if he found himself? He was Dan, right? That's what his boyfriend... um... Boyfriend called him, so he was Dan. He could at least jack here, like they said. With one hand on his dick and the other on the phone, Dan answered.
"I'm... Dan."
"Ca- --u repeat ---t? Ove-"
"Yeah, I'm Dan. I don't know why you're looking for me, but... um... is everything good? Over."
"O- -o. Dan, please i- --ur Dad with you? Put h-- on --e wal--e-tal--e if pos---le, over."
(Dad? Oh, they must be talking about Daddy, like Boyfriend, a-doi!) thought Dan. He looked over to where Boyfriend was, but Dan suddenly climaxed which forced his attention to his dick. Luckily for him, Boyfriend was there, using his lips and throat game to keep his cum from spilling out. He held out the phone-thing to Boyfriend and panted out, "It's- Ah, hhaah~ -it's fo-or you, D~D~Daddyyy..." before he fell back to the floor. Daddy raised the walkie-talkie to his ear and licked his lips before saying, "Hey, how's it going?"
"Ja-- --ease try to rem--- pro-----onal abo-- --is. I-It's all gott-- --rse. The chie-, ---tain, and m--- of th- ---er office-- --- infected. - ---'t know i- - --- make -- out -- this. -lea-- com- --- --ve me! Over-------------------!" The static rang out in the blue-eyed man's head as he tried to piece together what happened over the walkie-talkie. Dan was sitting back against the couch's bottom- out of it like he was, although for different reasons.
"So... Do you know who that was?"
"No. They said something like... 'Jay, eaze try to... eh... porn, oral, tits? It's all got arse. The chi, taint... something, something... Office Infected! That was definitely there, Office Infected. T' know ih... make out this! Lee cum have me!' Oh-hoh! I gotta make it to this office! Make-out seshs and Lee-cum sound good now!"
"Oh, okay Jay! I'll wait and watch over the house for you. You got me to weak to do anything!"
"Your lost Dan! Love ya!" said Daniel-now-Jay, giving his father-now-lover a sloppy kiss before taking the belt and supplies he thought was his and running out. Jack-now-Dan groped his son-now-daddy during the kiss before waving goodbye and looking at the house that he thought was co-owned by them.