"Lily, is that you?" You asked, your voice coming out as a high pitched squeak.
Lily giggled, the sound sending a shiver down your spine. "Of course, silly. Now, about those morning woodies. Let me help you with that."
She reached down and grabbed your shaft, her fingers wrapping around it tightly. You felt her warm mouth close around your tip, her tongue slowly teasing the head as she sucked.
You say "Lily, Lily! Wa-wait! What the fuck is going on!?
As Lily continues to suck your dick body, you can't help but notice how strange the situation seems. You feel a sense of confusion, fear, and inrense pleasure all mixed together at once.
"Lily, Lily, please just wait ... it's too intense ... just wait a moment, I need to talk!"
Lily looks at you, in her hand, with a confused expression, seeming taken aback by your sudden outburst. "Are you okay, honey? You're acting like you've never been in a naked woman's mouth before." She chuckles, but her tone turns serious as she continues.
"You know, some girls don't talk to their dicks at all, they just use them. But if you really have something to say, just go ahead. "
You say "Um, okay, thank you. So ... why am I a penis!?"
Lily frowns and leans back, letting go of your cock body with an audible pop. "What do you mean, darling? Aren't you always just a dick?" She looks at you with a mix of amusement and concern. "I mean, it's what you are. Why are you what you are? You can't be getting philosophical, can you? I've never heard of a dick getting philosophical. I hope I don't have to take you to the doctor. "
"No, no, I'm just confused. I don't know what's happening to me. Where's my body?"
Lily sighs and runs her fingers through her hair, a thoughtful expression on her face.
"Dicks don't have bodies, sweetie. Girls have bodies. What a weird idea. You should just relax and enjoy being what you are."
She leans over and kisses the tip of your penis, her breath sending tingles down your spine. "Now, where were we?"
No, Lily, wait! Don't you remember sitting next to me in freshmen college algebra? You were my tutor, and we made out? Don't you remember our first date? Going on vacation for the first time?"
Lily shakes her head, a confused look on her face. "I'm sorry, sweetheart, but I don't remember any of that. That sounds really weird. Why would I have tutored a dick in algebra?"
She looks at you with a confused expression, her brow furrowed. "And I don't remember our first date either. What even is that? I remember going on vacation with you. It was right after you were assigned to me as my companion penis. Is this some sort of joke? I don't get it. "
As you watch Lily talk, you begin to panic. What is going on here? How can you be just a dick? What does this mean for your future?
You take a deep breath and try to calm yourself down. "Lily, can you please just help me figure this out? I need to understand what's going on."
Lily sighs to herself. "I really think I am going to have to take you to the doctor, " she says. "You have yourself so upset, you're probably going to have trouble staying hard. "