You take another moment to think- then it hits you.
"No, but I do", you answer, matter-of-factly.
Taking another step forward, you extend your arms to the college student in front of you, "Can I have that?", you ask, gesturing towards the box. "T-Totally...", she answers quietly. This situation was too confusing without you starting to seem like you had any idea what was going on- and she was not going to start to try and figure it out on her own... especially with her new upper story.
She hands you the box, then continues to focus on her new, long, glittery blue nails that perfectly matched her outfit.
You place the box on the bed and open it to find exactly what you were looking for: a tiny packet of ground black pepper. You tear it open and pour it into your hand, "Sorry, babe", you say, turning her empty gaze towards you once more, before blowing on the pepper, sending the powder flying through the air in a cloud around your cheerleader-turned-girlfriend.
"Oh, shi- ah- aaaah-- achoo!!", she sneezes right at you, causing you to shield yourself with your hand.
When you put it back down, you can see lying in front of you....