"Hey, everyone and welcome to the newest episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Miles, wearing a jacket and long pants. "We're going to show off some of the newest things in Animalia, one of which was actually found just now. So, I'll be back near the end with the coverage of what was just found near the ROSE House."
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It was around this time that Professional Sports, such as basketball and volleyball, became more available to Animalians, though professional sports weren't there quite yet. At most, they were more like pick-up games between two informal teams rather than professional, but there were still "corporate sponsors" for certain teams of Animalians. The best-known case was the Chicago Bulls, who wanted to put together a team of bull Animalians for basketball.
This was, indirectly, responsible for a few other things, some funnier than others. During a match between the bull team and a team of tigers, one "Tiger" fan, who had courtside seats, was doing some low-key heckling of one "Bulls" player (nothing worse than yelling "boo" at them), but the "Bulls" player wasn't too thrilled at this. So, when he saw a chance to get even, he did. He not only kept the ball from going out of play, but he also leapt into the fan's lap. Fortunately, he didn't do much damage to the fan, other than to his pride.
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Another thing that was going on was the Quasi-Raccoon Cuties' faux pax with Liao. Social media was clearly split. While some laid the blame on the Cuties, some were quick to point out how some reporters had also crossed a line when trying to gain "candid" stories. The ones who got the most attention was able to back up their claims with real stories of real reporters who either violated someone's privacy, or, in some cases, ended up dead.
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Speaking of which, one new member of Animalia had also gotten an At-Risk Darwin Award, though why made more sense afterward. According to the accessible report, the guy had suffered from a moderate-to-severe caffeine overdose while trying to make his own pre-workout shake. Apparently, he'd gotten a packet of caffeine powder that didn't come with a measuring scoop, and so he decided to use the same scoop he'd been using for his regular protein shake mix. However, according to the brand of caffeine powder, the scoop he used contained more than three or four times the recommended amount.
While he did get into BARA House, the others, understandably, kept reminding him about the dangers of not following directions, especially about things like caffeine.
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Finally, Miles uploaded his coverage of what had been found at the ROSE House, aided by Lizzie in Dino City.
According to the girls from ROSE House, they'd been digging a pit for an unknown reason (most everyone agreed that it was for mud wrestling, but these were clearly frat boys), they'd hit a strange metal lid. After the lid was removed, Miles was lowered in with a camera and flashlight, and began recording everything he found there.
According to Lizzie, what had been found was an old community fallout shelter from the 1950s, which would explain many of the strange things Miles found down there. While the "nuclear threat" was different now than it was then, the ROSE House and the BARA House decided to clean it up for an unknown reason, since it was between their apartment complexes. Though there were some who "clearly" knew what it was going to be used for (but that seemed to show how immature they really were).
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"And that's enough for today." said Miles, wrapping the episode up, more than a little dusty. "See you in October when we get ready for Spookyville 2023.