Monica thought quickly about what the genie had said. Obviously, she could ask to be taken to Damon but to answer a "yes" directly appeared to be a very bbad idea and a cause for a whole lot of troubles. Clearly that genie had trickled Damon into becoming a bull because there was no way her ex would actually demand to have sex with cows in a field and to eat hay all day. Sure, he was a bit lazy, but to the point of wanting to become a dumb beast of burden, certainly not! That genie liked to play with words. A specialist in poisoned gifts. That was bad. However, he could actually grant wishes, and this meant an opportunity Monica should not pass. Her wildest dreams could become true through magic!!! All she had to do was word her desires carefully. That sounded easy enough. She merely had to think things through.
"Sorry, pal, I don't want to become a cow. If I ask you to take me to Damon, I have the feeling you'll send me to his side as a dumb cow to get fucked in turn by him. No thanks. Am I right?"
The genie did look worryingly disappointed. A huge joke had been lost to him, clearly.
"You are smarter than my average owners, young lady."
"Thanks. But there was no way Damon actually wished to become a bovine, so I thought there was a rip-off somewhere."
She then continued with a smile.
"That being said, I think I'll get my wishes granted. Now I know I just need to be very, very precise."
"Well, take your time and ask away," grumbled the genie with his arms folded as if pouty but still with a mischievous grin on his face.
"Will do. And I'll make sure Damion gets returned to his proper form. I broke up with him, but he does not deserve spending his life as a bull eating grass and having sex with cows until his dying day."
"Your choice," said the genie off-handedly.
But in truth, he was curious. Some mortals had tried to outsmart him yet very few had managed in the end. He couldn't their numbers on the fingers of one hand. Perhaps that girl would number amongst the lucky few. But the genie doubted it. He had experience and bottomless magic. His powers were immense and he could twist reality. Let her try!