Angela was never happier to head to her apartment; the flight home from her business trip was delayed by a day and now she could finally rest with Colin… he PROMISED there wouldn’t be anybody new when she got back.
And then she looked at her phone… and saw the messages… and Wendy’s video.
“So that was a fucking lie…” Angela sourly frowned as she threw her suitcase into her apartment.
“Are they still going?!” Lucy asked.
Colin stumbled out of the bedroom with soggy hair and looked up with panting breaths.
“Oh thank god, I thought I was gonna die…” He wheezed.
“And go to heaven?” Asked an upset Angela.
“Angela? You’re home!” Colin smiled with open arms.
The slap he got immediately changed the mood.
“What did I tell you?” Angela asked with another slap, answering her own question “I said no new women while I was away! That was the ONLY thing I asked of you!”
Colin struggled not to fall over in the barrage of slaps.
“Hey hey, damn girl, calm down!” Alya said as she grabbed Angela by the shoulders and pulled her away.
“Thanks Al- ACK!” Colin said as Shara started slapping him.
“That was for screwing HER when I was sick! THAT was for running ahead of me and getting me sick in the first place!” Shara scowled.
“Hey, get off of him!” Marilyn said as she shoved the purple haired woman off of him. “Who the hell are you guys?!”
“Some of the girls I told you about.” Tina started “The short brunette is Lucy, behind her is Alya, and those two ready to murder him are Angela on the left and Shara on the right.”
“Heyyyy….name’s Marilyn…” the woman with the magenta pixie cut awkwardly waved.
“Okay ‘Marilyn’….” Shara said mockingly, “Now get him out of here!!!”
“This is my apartment!” Colin said.
“I don’t care!” Shara and Angela yelled in sync.
“Woah, what’s going on?” Luan asked.
“Hiii Christy…” Marilyn said.
“Luan.” Wendy whispered.
“Luan.” Marilyn corrected.
“You didn’t check your phone?” Sam asked.
Luan pulled it out and played the video of Colin and Marilyn getting their freak in as an outraged Angela and Shara sat directly on his bed.
“We’re not leaving this bed until tomorrow morning!” Angela huffed.
“You two can’t be serious…” Sam sighed.
“We’re dead serious! He didn’t keep his promise OR come to see me, so we’re putting our foot down, it’s the principle!” Shara huffed.
“He was just balls deep in her ass on that bed, are you sure you don’t-?” Wendy asked.
“It’s the principle.” Angela said with folded arms.
“But we haven’t washed-.”Lucy started.
“IT’S THE PRINCIPLE.” Shara huffed.
“You’re sitting in her shi-“Tina started.
“IT’S THE PRINCIPLE!!!” The outraged pair shouted.
Colin sighed, grabbing his keys and wallet as Marilyn lead him to her car.
“He’s gone now.” Tina said.
“Ahhhhh!!! Eww eww eww gross gross gross!!!” Shara as she jumped out of bed.
“Do you have any spare shorts?” Angela winced.
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Colin found himself in Marilyn’s kitchen, seated at a silver barstool as she made a couple bowls of her family’s famous chili garlic udon.
“Soooo… what ha wanna do tonight?” Marilyn asked with a kiss on the cheek, his beard stained with vermillion lipstick.
‘What to do…. What to do….’ Colin thought as he took a bite of the chewy, spicy, garlic loaded noodles….