“I’m going to be the witch!” your girlfriend proclaimed with utmost confidence. Her costume consisted of a high-twisted black hat with a skimpy black sheer with purple mini dress, a pair of orange and purple thigh stockings, black boots, and a broom for a witch to fly. It also came with a choker of heart-skull shape and makeup to complete her witch appearance.
"Okay, now hold on just a sec," you start. "Doesn’t it seem at all suspicious to you that a costume like this would be so cheap? Plus, the material is extremely high quality, sure, but I can’t shake the feeling that there might be some kind of catch."
“Aww, c’mon honey," your girlfriend teased, "You're overreacting, don’t tell me you’re being this paranoid about a sweet deal like this! Chill out, hun. Pick any costume you want, it’s buy one get one free."
"*sign* Well, alright. I guess I kinda overreact for a little bit. I guess I have to pick my potion." With a sigh, you looked over the selection of costumes again. After a few minutes of deliberation, you eventually decided on…