Rose walks and skips along tree branches and leaves, humming to herself, and you, clearly, sweet lullabies and soft songs. She bounces you on her hips and her arms, making faces at you and trying to incite you to smile or gurgle like a real baby. She says you're as cute as a bug and the sweetest little baby girl ever. Of course you just scowl and fidget but she considers your pouts and frowns even more adorable. This infuriates you even more. She giggles at you faces and kisses you and keeps talking about all the fun you'll both have. She then enumerates all the pampering and molly-coddling she plans to do with you. Ugh! How degrading! Can't she just get a doll instead of making you her own little toy? No, she has to transform you into this ridiculous baby! And the clothes she wants to put in you... How vile! All petals and frilly dresses and cutesy baby girl outfits. She even wants to dress you as a strawberry! As if this purple dress and diaper weren't enough!... You have to get out of here! And she plans invite all your friends over for tea and visits so that they can play with you. You don’t know them but if they are as sappy as Rose here, it promises to be degrading to the extreme. She can wish for you to call her 'Mama', at any rate. That is NOT going to happen! You'll escape at some point anyway and find a way to be transformed back.
But as you are try to come up with plans, your tummy gives a humongous rumble. You freeze and Rose stares at you before laughing openly and loudly.
"Oh, is my little Lilac hungry? Shall I fill your tummy?"
She squeezes gently your belly, making you giggle under the tickles, which results in peals of laughter that are much too babyish and feminine to your taste. But yu do wonder how she is going to feed you.