*ding-dong*
"Ma'am, is there a problem? You seem unusually large and dragon-ish."
"OF COURSE THERE'S A #$%&ING PROBLEM, YOU MORON! I'M NAKED AND SCALY AND VERY, VERY LARGE!"
"...not to mention foul-tempered."
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
"Nothing. Listen, I'll leave the package outside the door."
"IT HAD BETTER BE CHOCOLATE! WITH THE KIND OF DAY IT'S TURNING OUT TO BE, I WANT CHOCOLATE."