Moments ago…
Colin and Shara were busy eating some ice cream and walking down the boardwalk, unaware that Lisa had been watching them the whole time. She lowered her upside down newspaper right as her purple haired bestie bumped into someone.
“Ah man, my pistachio!” Shara said as her cone fell to the ground.
“Oh geez, sorry about that!” The woman said as she got her wallet out. “Here, let me pay for another one.”
“Oh no, it’s fine, my boyfriend can-“ Shara started.
“No, it was my fault, I’m paying.” The blonde said as she drug Shara over to one of the other ice cream carts.
Colin had taken a seat by the boardwalk, watching the waves roll by as he sat there lapping at that scoop of dark chocolate raspberry. This day was absolutely great so far.
“Colin!!!!” Shara called out as she ran up and took a seat right beside him with a kiss on the cheek.
Nothing could ruin this moment. Nothi-
“Oh hey, I meet someone on the boardwalk.” Shara said.
“Oh really, does this someone have a name?” Colin said casually.
Shara giggled “Just ask her dumbo, she’s right behind you!”
“Hey there!” Colin smiled “I’m-“
“Colin? Colin Greys?” The woman asked.
Colin opened his eyes and dropped his ice cream as his heart skipped a beat.
‘Oh shit….’ He whispered in shock.
Lisa immediately noticed and ducked into an alley as she fumbled to use her phone.
“Yeah that’s- wait, have you guys met before?” Shara asked.
“Yeah, yeah we did.” The woman said as her smiled seemed more foreboding than friendly.
“Oh… when?” Shara asked innocently.
“That’s the really funny part about this whole thing!” The woman laughed.
“F-Funny how?” Shara said as she started sweating heavily.
“Yeah, you SAID that that this guy was your boyfriend but I was hanging out with him and his girlfriend a couple weeks ago….” She said as her strained smile turned into an angry scowl “and you aren’t-“
“AREN’T WHO, LISA?!” Sam said as she shook Lisa’s shoulders. “Aren’t who?!”
“I was just about to tell you!” Lisa said.
Sam stopped shaking her as she watched their boyfriend dodging a barrage of furious punches.
“Woah okay, let’s just calm down here!” Colin pleaded, “Take it easy now!”
“Take it easy now?!” Boardwalk woman shouted as she punched him in the nose.
Colin wiped the blood off his face as she pushed him to the ground.
Sam finally got a good look at her; short blonde hair, furrowed amber eyes, leather jacket, and boots with a… bedazzled heart… like a birthday present she’d seen in a picture on Pinterest.
“I’m guessing her name was Jamie…” Sam said.
“You already knew?!” Lisa asked.
“No, she made those boots for a member of her cheer squad…” Sam said.
“Come on Sasha, let’s not do anything crazy!” Colin pleaded as he crawled along the ground.
“Well you can’t control it, sooooo-!” Sasha glared as she raised her leg up high.
“No no no, wait wait wait!!!!!!” Colin pleaded as her boot came slamming down on his dong.
Sasha was swallowed by a surge of pink energy as Colin screamed out in agony.
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“Jamie? Jamie!” A voice shouted.
The blonde cheerleader clutched her head in pain.
“Huh? Oh sorry, I had this like, crazy strong headache out of nowhere.”
“Yeah… so can you tell me more about this Sasha chick?” The brunette asked.
“Oh yeah!” Jamie giggled.