Just beyond the limits of the urban sprawl, at the very corner of the hustle and bustle of everyday life; where the lights just began to grow dim and city noises became somewhat more faint, where the local residents live blissfully unaware of the troubles and strains of the mundane was a cluster of houses and shops known as Valleygirl Valley…and it was totes adorbs.
Ok, so maybe it wasn’t exactly a valley, and ok so maybe the area wasn’t even large enough to be its own district. However, the residents of the area hadn’t stopped little things like that or the facts that the zoning blueprints for the area and title deeds to most of the residences had been lost to the ancient mists of time stop them from proudly proclaiming that they lived in, like the cutest, most totally excellent spot in the entire world.
Valleygirl Valley could be considered a little known spot of the city, in fact even long time residents might have no knowledge that such a location even existed in their town. The area was so innocuous that none even gave it a second glance. The area boasted no reasons for one to invest in business, most of the shops held nothing more than knickknacks, the most sugary sweet looking stuffed animals or male model calendars. The restaurants served nothing but a mixture between completely organic diet food and excessively saccharine multicolored deserts for the residents to lick their lips over. It drew no house hunters as the oppressively pink landscape with so many frilly decorations and small yapping dogs drew the ire of all except the most airily blissful. Without its records not even government officials bothered to stop by.
So the valley has lain forgotten by both government and citizens for who knows how many years. Perhaps it is for the best. The few aware of the town’s presence ask more questions than for which there are answers. How does it sustain itself when the residents never seem to come out? How rich and status obsessed must they be to design the area so garishly? And why do the few who go in always seem to end up coming out as ditzy, materialistic, horny bleach blonde haired women obsessed with boys and luxury? These individuals do not know, so they avoid the issue and put the valley at the back of their minds.
Yet if someone was to, like visit, that would be so totally cool you know? So long as they’re cute. But just where is this valley hun?