"You know, Madame Illusia, I'd like to return to school! Maybe I can learn a thing or two, get a better education, or possibly get a better paying job." "Well, Damon, there are all kinds of schools. For example, there is the four year college or the community college. However, if you find that too complicated, you an always attend public high school. If that's still too complicated for you, you can attend your local middle school or elementary school. If you'd like to receive a basic education, you can always attend kindergarten or pre-K. If you're looking to start fresh, you can be enrolled at the local preschool or even at a daycare nursery of your wife's choice. I know a good daycare where you live that takes care of newborns. However, if you're looking for a more interesting education, you could be enrolled at your local Catholic girl's school and if you're looking for something really special, there's also a school in your city that offers special education to special people. There's even a school if you needed an extra special education. At the extra special school, they could teach you things like how to feed yourself, how to walk, or how to use the potty. They don't care about how long you need to stay at their school, they just want to make sure you have the time to learn how to do those basic things I just mentioned above. So, what type of education are you looking for, Damon, you need to tell me so that I can enroll you in the correct school!"