The year is 1920. Psychoanalysis is all the rage in Vienna, adjusting to its postwar role as the capital of a small European republic after having been the capital of an Empire.
"So" said Fraulein Kurtzer, a 20 year old girl. "Dr. Freud says I have the worst case of penis envy he's ever treated. He thinks it might take three more years of three day a week sessions to make any progress! But daddy has been very tight with money ever since he lost our Hungarian estates after the war."
"So what will you do? Just live with it?' responded her friend Fraulein Schnitzler.
"Actually" Fraulein Kurtzer responded "There may be a more direct solution available."
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Fraulein Kurtzer tentatively entered the Temple of Divine Manhood. She wasn't entirely sure about being a man, but analysis had revealed to her she really, really wanted a penis. Spending more years of analysis her family frankly couldn't afford till she finally didn't want it wasn't the only solution.
She placed her grandfather's medals before the god, and instantly felt the change. The first place the new man checked was between his new muscular legs. He hoped the god had been generous.
He had.