"Hello everyone, and welcome to a special episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Miles, starting the latest episode. "Today, we'll be meeting some of the newer members, as well as some older members whose files were just 'declassified'."
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The first couple were, unexpectedly, Arlette and Dario. While most of the interview went well, one otherwise mundane question got a rather unexpected answer.
"So, what did you do for a first date?" asked Miles.
"I took him to that 'Slaugtherhouse' party." said Arlette, much to everyone's surprise and Dario's embarrassment.
"Uh...?" asked Miles, briefly stunned stupid by Arlette's forwardness.
"And I had a really great time." added Arlette, grinning.
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Next was Reese and Frankie, who dropped some unexpected news.
"I'm afraid our special night got a little too... heated... and we're both pregnant." said Frankie, much to the surprise of everyone. The more scientific minds, however, almost immediately began speculating/debating on what would happen if you crossbred a dairy cow with a beef cow.
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Next was Miss Fabina's friend, Aiko, who did indeed confirm, again, that she was a direct descendant of a ninja clan. While the interview progressed normally, Miles was clearly nervous in her presence for various reasons, mainly due to her being a rabbit/hare predator, and only partly because her cleavage was half exposed. Also, during the interview, Aiko helped debunk one myth supposedly surrounding her.
"While I am going to be overhauling Heiya Island's adult entertainment, I'm not going to be getting rid of the geisha." she explained, much to everyone's confusion. "While Animalian geisha are indeed popular there, there are just some people who want more than what even a geisha is allowed to do."
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For the first "declassified" interview, an enormous Great Dane woman entered the interview room. Not only was she just under eight feet tall, she was also greatly muscled, well-curved, and had an enormous puppy belly to show that she had a litter on the way.
According to the interview (though her thick Bronx accent made her a little hard to understand), Rox (her nickname) had both several national dog show victories and several litters of pups under her belt when she was uplifted during the initial outbreak. However, due to her, very, advanced age at the time, she was one of the first to be double-dosed back into youth.
"So... how old are you?" asked Miles, politely.
"If we're going to be going by human years, I'd be a youngster fresh out of her twenties." said Rox, mildly, "Though if we're going by my actual age, in dog years, I'd be eighty-seven." That generated a lot of shock, as well as a few inappropriate comments on her being a GMILF (though I'm not quite sure what that means).
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The next declassified report was that the mysterious Gold Nugget Suspect was finally caught. Little Tommy's misinterpretation actually helped nail down an important clue. The suspect was indeed a Vietnam war veteran and was indeed suffering from PTSD. However, the only real crime that had been committed was that he had trespassed on private property.
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The final declassified report was a Skype interview with the manager of Belle's Bêtes in Renardville. While the enormous, black-furred, horse Animalian didn't reveal too much during his interview, he did confirm that he did deal with a rude, entitled tourist (Animalia Ambassadoria was becoming the first to refuse to use the term "karen" under any circumstances) who seemed to use the phrase "the customer is king" like a mantra, only for him to respond "Madame, you're in France. We decapitate kings.", much to her surprise and horror.
Nowadays, his enormous physique was enough to intimidate any rude, entitled customer (whether male or female) back into line, much to the amusement of onlookers.
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"And that's all we have time for," said Miles, "We'll be seeing you next time."