show Jeff, but as he stepped out the bathroom door he tripped over his big feet. "Fuck!" Jeff came running up to the new man and grabbed his wrist to help him up.
His new father's wrist felt as hairy as a sweater. Jeff said, "Mom...er...dad, are you ok?"
The man grunted, "I'm good. I'm just...gonna have to get use to this body."
Although he had taken on a hyper masculine form, his long hair remained. Jeff thought he looked like a viking with his long hair, bushy eyebrows, and heavy beard which spread up his cheeks and connected to his chest hair.
“This so weird. I’m a dude!” Jeff’s dad said as he scratched his hairy shoulder.
He then looked at the clock on the wall. “And I’m your dad, so you’ve got to get to school.”
Jeff begrudgingly went to school and could only worry if his dad would forgive him.
When Jeff walked in the door from school, he saw a man with a pony tail who looked like a rocker cooking burgers.
He was wearing some old high top black Chuck Taylors, cuffed worn jeans, and a grey v-neck t shirt which exposed the carpet of hair underneath. Jeff recognized these as his uncle's clothes who had his sister, now brother, store them in the basement. The hairy face smiled much to Jeff’s surprise.
The man walked over to his son and brought him into a hug. Jeff could feel that his dad’s back was wet. He also noticed a metallic scent.
The man thanked Jeff for the change and the two prepared an early dinner together.
While they were eating, his dad grunted and ate like a beast. He didn’t notice that lettuce and mustard had dropped into his long beard.
He laughed when Jeff pointed it out. As his dad finished, he took a big drink of beer and belched. He and Jeff laughed. He then made a huge fart. His dad roared with laughter and scratched his beard.