"What happened? Why did things go wrong? Why did Alexandra get my hair?" asked Sasha
"Hey I'm not really a girl. Call me Alex, not Alexandra" said the well endowed blonde
"Because you asked for 'My hair' Sasha" pointed out Veronica, ignoring Alexandra's complaint. "When you made your bet you were a brunette. You still are. You got your wish. You should have wished for Maddy's hair"
"This is crazy! Every time we make a bet I end up becoming more of a girl" complained Alex
"Stop complaining. We've all got problems" explained Maddy. "I look like a boy!"
"Yeah. We really need to word our wishes very carefully" explained Veronica.
"Maybe we should just play a two person game. That way there would be less chance of people getting the wrong body parts" suggested Maddy. "Like how about Alexandra and Sasha play a game and bet their hair"
"But I don't want that hair" Alex pointed at Sasha, who had what was really Maddy's hair. "I want my own hair and more importantly I want my penis back"
"You will get everything back if you are just patient!" Maddy was getting frustrated with Alex. "Just one swap at a time!"
"How about I start by swapping this Penis back to Alexandra. The she finally might shut up about it" suggested Veronica
After everyone nodded assent Maddy said "I curse Veronica and Alexandra to a body part bet. Now you need to say what you want to swap. Say your words carefully"
Veronica was first. "I bet my penis finger"
"And I bet these breasts, this vagina, this extra finger and this fat bum and...."
"No you are just meant to bet one thing!" Maddy corrected Alex "Just indulge me. Bet your extra finger" And I haven't even said what game you are are going to play"
"Just the dice again?" said Alex
"Yeah, you can play dice. Highest number wins and gets their choice" said Maddy. "Well go ahead and roll"
Veronica rolled 4 and 3. Alex rolled 2 and 1.
"Veronica wins. Choose what you want"
"I want the finger"
Instantly Veronica got her finger back. Unfortunately the penis reappeared on Alex's hand once more.