As you are pulled into the air, at heights that are impossible. If you fall off, you'll tumble to your death. And yet these heights were nothing, or almost, back when you were of a normal size. And how are you to flap wings? You have these new appendages to learn everything of! How are you to learn in the midst of novelty, stress, blasts of wind and crazy movements?
"Come on! Flap these wings! It'll be fun!" says the fairy as if this was the greatest fun ever.
"I can't! Put me down!"
"Just move your wings!" says the fairy again.
She suddenly lets you go and you tumble, screaming. You flap these damn wings but it's useless. Either you are doing it wrong or the wind or you fall keep you from doing it right. But you fall not to the ground but into an enormous dandelion that cushions your fall completely. You emerge from it, covered in yellow pollen and spitting it out, furious.
"Hey, I thought this was going to work! And the dandelion was there to stop you from hurting yourself," the fairy says as if what she had done was nothing at all.
"I don't care! Change me back! I don't want to be a fairy!"
"Whyever not?" asks the fairy.
Incredible! She seems genuinely surprised by your reaction!
"Because I am in a dress! I hate being a girl! Everything about it sucks! It's humiliating! I hate it! It's vile and disgusting! Change me back! I want to be a man again!" you scream.
The fairy's eyes flash in fury.
"Humiliating to be a woman? You have NO respect for women. Well, if you miss your oh-so-important virility so much, here you go!"
She blasts her magic at you and you feel the transformation taking place immediately.