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Daring Space Bounty Hunter Dunks Dastardly Bastard

added by Wert A month ago A I TG

You took a moment before moving on. This damn suit of yours really was doing a number on you this mission. It always did the real pervy stuff, but usually that just meant running around looking like a bimbo and getting hit on by everyone. Here it was conspiring to give you all these mind-blasting orgasms and you were starting to worry you'd get spoiled by those and maybe you wouldn't be able to get it up after the mission when you went on your customary bender picking up a bunch of space floozies at a string of bars across the galaxy. That just wouldn't do.

So for now, rather than screw around with your eggs and tentacles, you just made your way back through the hot zone looking for any sort of path you might have missed. And sure enough, totally drenched in sweat and with these tits you'd grown bouncing all over, eventually you stumbled across a big clay square surrounded in whatever this hot stuff was, and smack dab in the middle was Omi "Croc" Rei, another high ranking gangster, and a real big fan of sumo. Got the nickname because he filed his teeth to points and shaved his head, or something. Really all these space gangsters were aliens for the mostpart so maybe he was just naturally like that. In any case, he was the type of guy who saw a bounty hunter like you and got all excited about challenging you to a sumo match, since again, that was his whole thing. It really wasn't your thing though, and the last thing you wanted was to get all grabby and sweaty with this guy while your body was stuck like this. So you just blasted away at him with those rocket boobs and fireballs until he slipped over the edge. Ended up pretty gorey too. You'd figure he'd be really good at taking the heat if he was running the show down here but... apparently not. Just kinda boiled in that stuff once he went under. Pretty gross. Lots of screaming. This was your job though, that sort of thing happened now and then.

Moving along, you got yourself pretty lost when a tunnel appeared to have been cut off by a rockslide but you had to go be stubborn and slither through it snake-style, and crossed a big chasm with the help of a few small ledges and a lot of bunny hopping, really hoping it'd get you somewhere important. It didn't, really, but you did find a vending machine. This one gave you a big weird frog-head, complete with a long sticky tongue. If you disassociated enough, that was actually super handy for catching the various bugs you needed to munch to top those fireballs off, and in a panic as you missed an important jump getting back, you found out that tongue was actually strong and sticky enough to tag the ceiling and swing around. Objectively, that was pretty cool, but the problem was you had to taste the roof of this place, and that really wasn't something you wanted to lick. Plus you know, supporting the whole weight of your body with just your tongue hurt quite a bit, it turned out.

On your way back, you found Croc's street clothes in a bucket by his little sumo pad. That was pretty lucky. If that had been on him when he took that dive it probably would have melted along with his skin. Horrible thought. Anyway, you had a pair of these now, and it just seemed to make sense to head up topside, see if they actually opened anything. Getting back up was... well, not easy, but possible with the help of those heart blasts and the frog tongue, and eventually you found a big high security door that wanted you to swipe multiple keycards to get it open. Unfortunately, it was going to take more than two.

So you doubled all the way back to your ship, microwaved a burrito, topped off your ammo, and started exploring the surface some more. Eventually you did find another cave, but... it had been buried in a landslide. Clearing it out was taking forever, and eventually your mind drifted to the thought that you probably could just shake all the rubble loose if you uh... used that "earth mover" ability. Double and triple checking that nobody was around to see you debasing yourself like that, you... had a really really good time, and cleared a path forward. There were quite a lot of rather large and nasty bugs that somehow survived that cave in, but they didn't survive you. Pressing past those, the cave opened back up into a little valley with a lovely little lake whose beauty was a bit marred by the big ol' spaceship some idiot had managed to nosedive right into it. Or maybe it was a big impact crater from that that filled with water later. You weren't a geologist. You were however determined to check it out, and a little tongue-swinging later, you found the door.


What do you do now?


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