As you contemplate and consider what free service you desire, the receptionist takes the package you brought into the back, then returns with a smile on her face, ready to ask you, "Would you consider a full body styling sir? We can make it so that even your wife wouldn't notice how sexy you've become."
"Hmmm..." you say aloud, her noting your interest and pushing further for the full body styling.
"Although it's an experimental service, of the 4 clients we've performed this service on thus far, all of them greatly enjoyed it and found it enhanced their sex lives. In fact, we would've had more, however there was a malfunction with a major part involved in the process."
That last line sent you over the edge. You haven't had sex with your wife for the past 6 months for reasons unknow to you. "Alright" you reply, trying to hide your excitement at the fact that you might actually be able to have sex tonight.
The receptionist leads you into the back to a special chair. This chair has interlocking metallic gloves for the hands, shoes for the feet, and a mask for the face, as well as an overhanging breast plate and mesh sleeves and leggings. The receptionist tells you to sit down, and you notice her bring out the package you just delivered. "OK, just sit down and relax."
You follow her directions as she presses a few buttons on the now unwrapped remote control. Slowly, the mask comes over your face, while the gloves and boots lock over your hands and feet. "The machine will now read your subconscious desires, as well as any subtle hints your wife has given you in the past" you are informed by the receptionist, as the leggings, sleeves and breast plate fall into place.
Everything on your body tightens as the receptionist decides to inform you of your fate. "Wow, I had no idea that your wife's optimum mate would be of such..."