(AN: I liked the original chapter by No One and wanted to contribute but am not a fan of TG. So I decided to make an alternate version.)
After much debate the gods ruled that the true source of all the strife in the world was mankind’s division. They thought of themselves as separate from each other and their environment this leading to many issues of inequality and environmental disaster. So it was decided to rectify this and bring everyone closer with the following virus, it’s effects are written on a magic scroll as followed:
“Humans infected will feel a strong attraction to a member of the same gender and feel an irresistible urge to breed with them regardless of were they are or what they are doing. During the intercourse a random near by animal of the same gender will also join in and the three will merge into a three headed creature with one set of genitalia.
ADDENDUM 001 (At request of Lev. Goddess of love. Planter of flowers, giver of true love, wife of Ghesha etc.) Humans and animals will have no attraction to members of the opposite gender, until after finishing transforming. Once they’re chimeras, they may be able to have any sexuality they want.
ADDENDUM 002 (At request of Tyre. God of Law. Holder of the scales etc.) Children under the age of 18 will not be affected by the need to breed. They will merely feel an attraction to one another and an animal and seek to touch them thus merging.
If they merge with someone older, they will increase in age, the older person will decrease in age until the ages of there new body average out. This applies to animals to so “dog years” will go down or up.
The animal’s features will also over take the human’s to a random degree. Some only developing animal ears, tails, or genitals. While others will become full three headed anthros, or even have quadruple bodies. Or some combination like still having their human heads and genitals on an animal body. The animal will also gain human intelligence and the humans will gain animal instincts. Control of the shared body will also also be random. Sometimes one head has control and the other two are just decoration. Sometimes all three have control of whatever they want at that moment. Sometimes they only have control over one or two limbs.
ADDENDUM 003: (At request of Nyarlarthotep. Crawling chaos, the first trickster, crawling chaos, herald of Fghtsgp the primordial chaos etc.) In the event that no humans are near enough, the human may also merge with a second animal. Along with upping the limit for a maximum of 4 but a minimum of 1 animal merged into a human body. Humans may only merge with one other human though.
ADDENDUM 004: (At request of Ghesha. Goddess of fertility and nature, the rising spring sun, bride of Lev, etc.) Certain animals may also be infected with the virus and merge together into three headed animals. Their intelligence shared between them. If they have enough intelligence they may also develop anthro bodies.
Hence for the human race would be known as “chimeras.” They shall have less inhibition and see polyamory as the norm. Should they wish any legally adult male chimera can also impregnate any legally adult female chimera with no ill effects. Love between siblings shall also no longer carry any ill effects or social taboos.
The virus will be air born and spread through the pheromones or “musk” of those already infected.”
With all the gods unanimously signing the scroll it rolled up and flew off to Earth to infect the first victim of the Chimera Virus…