The November Issue of Animalia Magazine was called the 2023 Feasts edition, partly because of Thanksgiving coming up. Because Thanksgiving was primarily an American Holiday, the Cover Article focused mainly on what Thanksgiving was about, especially for foreigners, since the event was more likely to be confusing to foreigners rather than to Americans.
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Another article talked about unusual incidents during sports, since sports like professional football and basketball had their seasons span the winter months. This was probably more of a big deal since professional sports were finally coming to Animalia and its colonies. However, with some more information, it was less about teams of humans competing against Animalians, but more about teams and organizations sponsoring "themed" teams of Animalians, such as the Chicago Bulls sponsoring a team of bull Animalians for basketball.
There was also a sub article that talked about unusual things that happen during a sports match, such as a game of golf getting interrupted by a swarm of bees, of all things. On a similar note, one golfers' ball was infamously picked up by a gull and dropped in the water, much to the amusement of onlookers. Another unusual thing actually happened quite recently, when Colorado State fans were flagged for throwing snowballs at the Air Force (the football team) bench, and a 15-yard penalty was given to Colorado State.
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One really, really unusual event actually happened less than a week ago. Not long after the Joyous Bounty, a green sea turtle was spotted by a visiting tourist, tangled up in a few dozen bags of cocaine. Even worse, at least two of the packages of cocaine had ruptured, contaminating the nearby water and harming the entangled sea turtle.
The green sea turtle was in such bad shape, and not just from cocaine, that it was decided to uplift her. Fortunately, she was already a young adult and only needed one dose. Unfortunately, she was still in bad shape and would be needing long-term care, both for the cocaine poisoning, and for the amount of time being tangled in the ropes used to keep the bags of cocaine together.
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Finally, an article talked about plans for the future. The biggest plan, so to speak, was the expansion of Renardville, Animalia's French Colony. This was mostly due to France hosting the 2024 Olympics, with the notoriety of the physiques of Animalians being a minor part. Because of this, there was also going to be an unofficial comparison between Olympic Athletes and Amateur Animalian Athletes. While Miss Juliet wasn't too thrilled about this, she would allow this.