Bruno smirked at Chad.
"Rick said that the stripper would be here at 7pm. I'd never have guessed you were the stripper, Chad. Come on in. Not sure if Rick is pranking you or Woody? Maybe both?"
"Woody?" Chad asked.
"Yeah, it's his bachelor party."
"Woody's getting married?"
"Yeah. Well, he knocked up a cheerleader, so it was kind of a whirlwind engagement. She's already starting to show. I guess Woody must swing both ways if you're the entertainment."
"Where's Rick?" Chad demanded.
"Right here, S-uh-Chad," Rick said appearing from around the corner of a hallway.
"Bruno says that I'm the stripper for Woody's Bachelor Party?"
"Oh, deer. Bruno misunderstood. It's not a bachelor party- it's a Stag Party. See Chad you're gonna strip naked while you change into a Stag. I'm betting you will be a 10 point buck."
"You're going to hunt me?"
"Oh, it's not long gun season yet. Just crossbows. I checked tranquilizer dart guns are legal. So we're using those. I already explained this to the other guys out back. Bruno was watching the door for you. So he didn't hear. Really my explanation is more for him than you. See Bruno, bright eyes here is going to change into a real stag in a few minutes. We got dart guns and ten rounds of ammo each. Whoever tranqs the deer boy gets to fuck him, and that will trigger his next transformation. "
"Next transformation?" Chad gasped.
"Quiet. I'm doing the explaining. Anyway which ever dick pops the stag's cherry will end up wearing a buckskin Speedo. Oh, and Chad will lose his antlers as he changes, so winner gets a deerskin Speedo for a week or so, and can keep the antlers as a memento."
"Wait we have to give back the Speedo?" Bruno whined.
"Well, we do need Chad for our baseball team in a few weeks..." Rick said thoughtfully.
Chad was starting to itch all over, but the worst itching was on his head, palms and soles.
"Come on, Chad, time to strip buck naked," Rick snickered. He grabbed Chad by his flimsy pink shirt and dragged him into th backyard. Rick shouted, "Our stag has arrived! Dance, Chad! Strip, Chad!"
"Chad? Chad!" Woody laughed,"take it all off Chad, and make like Bambi!"
Bruno whispered to Rick, "Wanna side bet, Rick. I'll bet Chad is at least a fifteen point buck.
The stereo blared loudly. Chad was burning up all over. He tore his pink shirt off. His naked torso was covered with coarse bristles. He had to get out of his clothes. Chads movements were less erotic and more desperate. Velvety knobs rose out of his head. His hands and feet cramped up. Chad dropped to all fours and his hands and feet were replaced by hooves.
Chad stared around at his half drunk teammates, classmates and friends. Party must've started at 4 or 5?