"What's that supposed to mean?" said Josh, still smirking, arms crossed above his beefy chest. "We said biggest dick. That's me."
Jake wasn't sure himself. He knew he'd reduced *something* about Josh's package, but not being able to see the screen had hampered his sabotage attempt somewhat. Just my luck, he thought, I'll have reduced his refractory time.
Josh's cock looked as formidable as ever, his balls hanging full and impressive in their sack and his eight inches standing proudly out at thirty degrees to his taut belly.
"Ummm," said Josh, “Something doesn’t feel right.”
“What do you mean?” asked Liz, “Your cock looks as impressive as ever!” “Actually, it looks extra hard tonight…”
As Liz trailed off, everyone was staring at Josh’s cock. They watched as what appeared to be a new vein slowly making its way from his smooth groin, up the length of his cock. Slowly, but surely, the new vein snaked along until it reached just behind his head. Then the vein began expanding in size, as a spider web of smaller veins began branching off the main vein.
While everyone was distracted by Josh’s increasingly vein ridden cock, Jake suddenly thought to check what he had adjusted. Quickly looking at the watch, he immediately noticed one major mistake. “Shoot, the watch was behind my back, so I was increasing, not decreasing the settings!” As it turned out, Jake had been adjusting Josh’s hardness. Looking at the watch, he had adjusted the setting to 200% hardness. There was a message on the watch screen that said “Warning: Adjusting penis hardness above 100% will result in unpredictable side effects.” Jake tried to change Josh’s hardness back down, but was met with the standard “cannot adjust settings for 24 hours”.
“What does it even mean for a cock to be 200% hard?” wondered Jake. No sooner had the thought entered his head, Jake’s attention was brought back to the current situation.
“This is starting to get really sore!” complained Josh as he held his harder-than-it-should-be cock. The new vein on his cock was quite a lot bigger than before, at slightly wider than a pencil. Jake could see the color of Josh’s cock shifting from a pleasant red to a darker red. It was also beginning to curve upward. Josh let go of his cock and it immediately smashed into his firm stomach like it was spring loaded.
“Ouch!” Josh shouted, “That actually hurt! This thing is so hard I can’t even bend it away from my stomach!” They all watched as Josh attempted to bend his cock away from his hard body, with no success. With his cock plastered to his stomach, they could see that the branching veins had made it all the way around his cock. They were now as thick as a pencil, making Jake wonder how big the main vein had gotten. “I guess being 200% erect takes a lot of blood” Jake thought to himself.
“Maybe if you cum, your cock will go soft?” suggested Liz, as she reached for Josh’s cock. “Don’t touch it!” shouted Josh as he swatted her hand away “It’s too sore for that!” They all watched as the veins on his cock seemingly writhed on his shaft. Ever growing, to pump more blood into his cock.
“What’s going to happen next?” Jake wondered…