"Hey Set wanna see something funny?"
A grin now cracked across the mummified womans face as she eagerly nodded. Bong-cha turned, noticing Lilith. There was only one thing the Korean vampire could say. "Hey who are you?"
"I am Solar Guardian Pluto," Lilith proclaimed striking a pose. "Defender of the frontier of the solar system. No evil shall pass through the gates of Pluto as long as I stand watch." Both mummy and vampire now burst into hysterical laughter, wiping a tear from their eyes as their youthful companion frowned at them. "You guys are dicks," she grumbled. "You know I have to do that ridiculous speech everytime someone asks my name in this outfit."
"That's the point kid," Bong laughed, the teenage Guardian now sulking. "Hey focus," Mary interrupted. "We need to go over the mission." The group grumbled in response, Bong, Set, Luca, Jolie, Lilith, and Bob now crowding around the auburn haired woman as she explained what they were doing.
After a bit of research, Mary discovered a One Humanity outpost. The outpost itself was unremarkable, resembling a campground to the uninformed. In actuality it was a training camp where the One Humanity trained its soldiers. Today Misery and her unlikely friends would demolish it.
The plan itself was simple. They would drive their car through the gate and cause as much damage as possible. This was a lightning raid meant to cause as much damage and chaos as possible. If possible though, Misery and Bob would try to collect any Intel. This was why the anthro zebra demon was now accompanying the group. Lilith and Circe wanted more information on what the One Humanity was up too. The only problem was some members of this group chaffed under Miserys leadership.
"Why are you the one in charge," Jolie frowned. Misery furrowed her brow, her gaze now focused on the teenage necromancer. "Not for nothing but I rescued the lot of you," she said. "If I hadn't you'd still be in jail and those three would still have bombs in their necks. Besides I have this." Misery now held up her hand, showing off her Ring of Change.
"Big whoop," Set scoffed. "Bong has a ring just like that. A piercing that cost her $150." Lilith now turned to the vampire, studying the vampire carefully, noting her numerous piercings but not seeing a ring. "I don't see a ring on her."
"Its lower," Set smirked, pointing towards Bongs crotch. "And covered up." Now it was Bongs turn to blush in embarrassment, the vampires cheeks turning crimson as she instinctively covered her crotch with her hands. Lilith and Mary simply winced, understanding what type of piercing the mummy was talking about. "Wow way to put my personal business out there Set," Bong exclaimed.
"Can we focus please," Misery groaned. "Or does anyone else have anything personal they want to share with the group?" Oddly Bob now raised his hand. Mary and Lilith paused, studying the massive zebra demon carefully. Bob was huge, his muscles rippling under his striped hide. With the head of a zebra and two massive cloven hooves, the demon looked closely related to a minotaur, minus the horns. "Cindy often asks that I chain her up when we make love," he stated, his voice low and gravelly.
"Okay really didn't need to know about Ms. Warners love life Bob," Mary hissed, the woman cringing at the thought of her former anthro zebra teacher having an S&M fetish in the bedroom. "Can we just go blow this place up please?!"
Finally piling into the car, Bong now started the engine. When Lilith had given the group the car, she had enchanted it so that everyone could fit comfortably inside. The interior was a roomy, seeming to operate as some kind of pocket dimension. As the engine roared to life, Bong now began blaring punk music as she hit the accelerator.
The initial attack proved successful, Bong smashing through the gate of the compound with Set now aiming the mini gun at the obviously confused guards. Despite Bongs pension for destruction, the vampire was a skilled driver, maneuvering around the camp effortlessly. Now it was Lucas turn, the werewolf opening the sunroof before standing. A smirk forming on his lips as he let loose with his four tubed rocket launcher.
Explosions now rang out through the night, leading to the next phase of the plan. Mary quickly donned her plague mask, exiting the car with Jolie, Lilith, and Bob. While Lilith would provide support in her Solar Guardian form Jolie, Bob, and herself would enter the main building. "Keep the area secure," Misery called as the trio raced for the building. Lilith nodded, Misery listening as the girl now unleashed numerous attacks, shouting them out with surpring power. As embarrassing as Lilith thought being a magical girl was, she certainly was a natural when wielding its power.
Kicking in the front door, Misery, Bob, and Jolie sprang into action. Bob was the muscle for this mission, useing his demonic strength to eliminate any resistance. This camp had no weapons that could cause the demon any actual harm, the bullets harmlessly bouncing off his toughened demonic hide as he knocked the soldiers senseless.
As Bob was wreaking havoc, Jolie now used her magic to animate the recently deceased. Every soldier that Misery and Bob killed now became a temporary ally, turning on their former comrades and causing mass confusion. Within moments where a dozen enemy soldiers were now resided a group of zombies under the necromancer control.
Misery quickly ran into an office, noting that the commander of this base was cowering under his desk. Activating her ring, Miserys strength now increased to Olympian proportions, the woman tossing the desk aside effortlessly before useing the very shadows to grasp the commander by the neck. Grabbing some nearby files and a laptop, the dark wizard now knocked out the commander before quickly exiting. "I got what we cane for let's move!"
Quickly the trio now exited the office, noting the destruction and chaos the others had unleashed. The camp was effectively destroyed. Between the car and Lilith, they could see the camp in flames as members of the One Humanity ran aimlessly. Jumping back into the car, Misery told Bong to go.
Laughing almost maniacally, Bong now floored the gas. The car quickly drove through the camp, smashing through buildings and the fence before leaving the camp in its dust. A collective cheer and a sigh of relief now filling the car as the group sped for home. For a first mission this was a success. All they needed was a team name and to build on their skills as a team