Free coffee? This zoo really goes all out for its guests. You take a big swig, and almost choke. Gross-you can see why the coffee is free; it tastes very bitter and has a strange vegetal aftertaste. You groan as it hits your stomach-you immediately feel bloated. You stand up and start to head towards the visitor's center, when you are intercepted by a burly zookeeper. He grabs your shoulders and roughly marches you through a "Employees Only" door. You feel too weird from the coffee to stop him, and you find yourself in what looks like a janitor's closet.
You notice your body seems to swelling-your clothes feel suddenly tight. The top button of you shirt pops off as your muscles grow. You feel fur quickly growing all over your body, and your face beings to feel stretched out.
"What..." you start to exclaim. Speaking feels different than your used to, as your tongue and teeth seem different.
"Sorry buddy," the zookeeper explains: "We only have the one minotaur currently, and he's been lonely. We strive to keep our exhibits happy-plus, it makes our patrons less likely to stick around."
"Minotaur?" you manage to say. "But, radiation.."
"No, that's just what the official story is. Radiation wouldn't turn someone into a minotaur like this. It doesn't really matter right now anyways."
Your barely recognizable now. You can feel horns pushing through your hair, your clothes have mostly shredded, and your almost completely covered in fur. No way, you think. I'm not going to end up in a zoo! You've got to escape!