[IYNH = Insert Your Name Here]
Even if it's not educational, at least I'll have some enjoyment! I end up telling myself.
But that box cover though... While I have seen Furry artists, and cartoonist making anthro art look impessive, but this just seems uncanny!
Now, I may not be the most handsome, or muscular man alive. But I'm still decent looking, being average bulid, and all. What with my black T-shirt with my gray vest, denim skinny blue jeans, and my black & white sneakers. I also keep my face smooth (clean shaven), with short black painted hair (I actually have brown hair, but I just pefer a darker color), and I wear my black thick frame glasses.
I may not be the most unique man alive, but I'm still me.
While the cover art, has this kangaroo... At least judging from the top half of his body he has relatively the same clothes as mine, but tailor made for a kangaroo! This has to be a coincidence! There's no way that who ever made this knows me! If this is a prank, It's just too elaborated. A.I. Art? No, They're not that good. This art looks too professionally made.
This is just too much, that I went ahead, and got myself a drink, well make that a soda, cause I don't want to accidentally spill beer on the floor, and my pets tasting alchcol. Though the cats migerated to the basement, Red, Roy, and my mice are in their own cages, and Chucky decided to stay with me. Maybe he's curious, or he just wants to be with me.
Either way I'm about to begin the video. As I started the video, and it gave me this wall of text. I cringe at the sight of more reading. 'Ugh! Do they really have to do that?' I was just skimming through the text until I saw it drop my name. 'Wait! What?!'
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CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU, [IYNH]! OUR DEAR VIEWER! OUR SPECIAL GUEST STAR! OUR NEW GUY!
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Like, what? How did-? It has to be talking about a different guy with the same name! It has to be! There's no way it would know my-!
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WHAT YOU HAVE OBTAIN IS A TAPE, AND NOT JUST ANY TAPE!
IT IS A VERY SPECIAL TAPE!
THAT ALLOWS YOU TO BECOME THE ANIMAL THAT YOU'D ALWAYS BE!
THE ANIMAL YOU'RE MEANT TO BE!
"YOUR INNER ANIMAL!"
FIRST HOWEVER, WE MUST REMIND OURSELVES HOW WE GOT THERE AT THIS POINT. AND AS SOON AS WE GET TO OUR CURRENT TIME, WHEN THIS RECAP ENDS. THE CHANGE WILL BEGIN, THE BEGINNINGS OF THE NEW HERO HERO IN THE STORY, IT COULD BE AS SIMPLE AS YOU BEING IN THE FEET OF THIS HERO IN OUR SHOW, OR WE’LL JUST TURN YOU, AND POSSIBLY THE WORLD AROUND YOU WILL GRADUALLY CHANGE BASED ON THE SHOW YOU’RE ABOUT TO WATCH!
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Hang on! What dose that even mean though?! This is just a VHS Tape! It’s not gonna change me at all right?!
But with everything I just saw, and every one of those irregularities that I would never expect to see out of an old tape. Of course. this is no ordinary tape, then how in the hell did this thing end up in the video store of all places?!
But maybe with this recap, I could get my answer, or maybe not.
The Tape continues finishing its message.
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NOW WITHOUT FURTHER ADO!
LET US MEET OUR PROTAGONIST OF THIS STORY:
[IYNH] THE KANGAROO!
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And then TV screen went black, and the movie starts, and it showed a video store. I couldn't tell if this is animated, or if this is live action footage but... Hang on! That was the same video store from earlier today! But that's-... How can- What is this?!
The video then transitions inside the store with a raccoon behind the counter, being the store clark. And yes, this is a female, and yes, she resembles the store clerk I met at that time. This getting so weird! I don’t even know if I want to keep watching-!
Then the bell alarm rang for the arrival of a customer. The raccoon lady greeted him, "How may I help you sir?" It turns out this where I'd come in, but this time it is the kangaroo, and he says.
"I'm looking for a documentary on humans."
I sat there... Frozen... Am I really gonna see, what my life would be like if I was an anthro Kangaroo?! I staring at the screen now with dread. Worrying about what this Kangaroo actually looks like! The very thing, that I’m about to be!
This "Kangaroo" version of me!