"Mom, since the weekend is rolling around, I was thinking of doing something really babyish.", said Jeff. "Well, Jeff, what do you have in mind?", asked Jeff's mom. "Well, I don't want to be a full on baby, but I think it would fun to change one aspect of me into that of a baby. But.....to make it fair, maybe I should let you decide which babyish trait I should have.", said Jeff. Jeff's mom mulled things over for a minute. Having Jeff sit in a high chair while she places small bits of food for him directly on his tray could be fun. He'd have to wear a bib, drink from a sippy cup, and eat with his hands. Of course, he'd get messy smearing food all over his hands, face, and tray, but that was nothing a bib and some wet wipes couldn't take care of. She thought about dressing him in the cutest toddler outfits she could find, however she definitely thought the cuter outfits belong to girls. And, of course, there's potty training. The look on Jeff's face would be priceless when he wet or messed himself if he didn't make it to the potty on time. He'd surely be humiliated if she took him out in public and he started doing the pee pee dance or pressing his palms into his butt as he desperately ask his mom to go pee pee or poo poo on his potty chair. There is also just forgoing potty training and heading straight to diapers. She remembered how cute he looked when he'd stand still and arch his butt out. Then he'd scrunch up his face and grunt until he was done pooping in his diaper. When at home, if she makes this her choice, she's definitely going to have to keep him in nothing but diapers so that she can watch the action. Oh, and how embarrassing it will be to have to walk around public with a lump in his pants or getting his diaper changed. Putting him in daycare would also be embarrassing for him, but she wouldn't get to see his misery. There were also other cute things she could do like getting him to sleep in a crib or playing with baby toys or maybe a combination of two or three things at once. And finally, she could breast feed him his meals. She really missed the intimacy that went along with nursing him. And so, for the weekend she decided to have Jeff......